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[–] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://www.ufcw.org/start-a-union/

Just bringing it up might get the breaks back. But fighting for better working conditions is always the right choice

Reclaim your workplace from the owners!

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boycott Krispy Kreme, get healthy.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The donut shops around me are so much better anyway, so even if you don't want to get healthy, there's probably better options.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Dedicated doughnut places are insanely expensive here, but Kroger of all places has some quite good cake doughnuts. Their yeast ones suck, though.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (5 children)

in Germany it is required by law that you have a 30 minute break if you work for 6 or more hours, and that is federal minimum. Turbo-capitalism ruins a society

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

South Australia it depends on the Award (like a default contract for a particular kind of work, it sets minimum conditions)

But at a bare minimum, if you're working at a shift of 4 hours or more, you're required to be given a 15 minute paid tea break.

If you're working 5 hours or more, Add a 30 minute unpaid lunch/dinner break.(*minimum, 1 hour max if scheduled - max as otherwise it's really just split shifts)

ruins a society

Good thing we don't have one of those.

[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is similar in California. Tho to clarify, this is a 30 minute break that is unpaid.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I assume they mean an unpaid 30 minute break but if they live in technicalities you can too

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

First eye roll was at ‘Krew’

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's the problem with the Krispy Kreme Krew?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

"you see the uniforms are needed to keep everything klean, the pointy hat makes splashes run off rather than collect on the top!"

[–] randombullet@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

That's too long. We should change it to.... wait...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Krunk Korporate Krispy Kreme Krew

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, never trust a company replacing C's with K's, especially if it contains alliteration. They will shy away from adding the 3rd K too publicly, but they know what it means.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'effectively immediately'. Fuckers can't even use correct words.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When does it go into effect?

"Pretty much right now, basically?"

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 week ago

Better check your state laws. Paid breaks plus unpaid lunch are legally required depending on the state

[–] rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

wE cAN't FiNd GOod HeLp!

[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get two 10 min breaks in a 10 hr shift

Fuck America.

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When your only option is getting fucked over, and you need to play it safe, destroy them one inch at a time.

Be asymmetrical. Be guerilla. Every single day.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sleep in the cooler. After you huff all the nitrous from the whip cream.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Clean the toilets with bread flour

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Legal in my fucking bullshit state. Fucking fuck fuck fuck America.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 points 1 week ago

Only illegal if anyone will actually do anything to protect the workers. Otherwise it's just lip service

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel this.

At my last job (automotive manufacturing: production) we got a total of an hour of break over the course of our 12hr shifts.

You know what really pissed off the managers? When they found out we were rotating through breaks all day long.
Hahaha. Fuckers.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you make your numbers? Then mgmt can fuck right off

[–] Emi@ani.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you get your job done following safety rules etc. why should number of breaks matter? So yeah.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?

Also management: We need more temps, our turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore...

I love the circles these standard systems make. My last job would increase pay every now and then because of poor attrition rates. Then they'd increase the standard to match the increase, gaslight anybody who'd complain and then be shocked when the attrition doesn't change and now the old workers are pissed off.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 24 points 1 week ago

I think its time to kwit.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well coincidentally I’ll need to take a 15 minute shit around the time when my 15 minute break used to be.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
that's why I shit on company time

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[–] Noved@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this is to be believed, does it make an employee a "Krispy Kreme Krew?"

[–] modus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but please abbreviate to save toner.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Glazed power?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

"Dear mngt, the kkk wants privileges again"

[–] WatDabney@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

Gotta pay for those executive bonuses somehow...

[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would interpret this to mean that your 15 minute break is now a 30 minute break.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Standard fare is you get two 15-minute breaks and one 30 minute break. I'm guessing you now only get one 30 minute break which seems like it should be illegal but I'm assuming this is the US, so whatever.

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[–] Seefoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait..is that not whats happening? i am confused.

[–] citrusrx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The 15 minute break is paid, the 30 is unpaid. They used to get both, but now its down to the 1 break and its unpaid. Pretty shitty.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Krispy Kreme Krew... that explains a lot.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of fucking bullshit that happens when a company goes public. It is no longer about product and productivity; it is about value extraction. The first place it is extracted from is the labor force.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

For feedback, I would just print off the federal labor codes for my country, highlighting specific sections. I'd just hand it to the management verbatim. I wouldn't cherry pick or leave anything out, just emphasize specific passages.

Guess what? That's illegal here.

It would be a thinly veiled threat that I'll ruin their lives if they don't back track immediately... All said without uttering a single syllable.

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