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[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 124 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ah yes, traditional urban cores, historically entirely without any good food options, either delivered, on the go, or even sit-down at odd hours

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me in ancient times desperately trying to attach my Gyro Bell order to a dove at 3am

"Stop squirming or I'll just eat you instead, you little bastard!"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’d imagine DoorDash delivery is a hell of a lot of faster here than the burbs.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having ordered food in plenty of places that look like this... yeah, it is.

Half the time the guy is riding a bycicle, too. Still faster.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What do you mean, "still?" Even Top Gear acknowledged that bicycles are the fastest way to get around cities!

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[–] lautre@jlai.lu 7 points 18 hours ago

Also, in lot of cases you don't even need it. When you live in the city center like that you can just walk 2 min to pick up your order.

Urban cores are full of liberals and at night the pasty progressives sometimes even venture out of their mom’s boyfriend’s basements.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have ADHD and never once used and doordash or Uber stuff...I may be all over the place but I'm not an idiot who would willing pay 25-50% extra for nothing .

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

☝️🗣️ LISTEN UP LEMMINGS, MY PRESIDENT IS TALKING!!

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure I’m not ADHD, but I completely agree on that 25-50% thing. It’s ridiculous. I’ve never had a craving that was bad enough to justify throwing money away.

Come to think of it, if I ever do have a craving that bad, I wouldn’t trust my food to DoorDash. I’ll pick it up myself and make sure my order is still warm when it gets to my house.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

Never used a delivery app in my life. This person is just using ADHD as an umbrella term for "impulsive decisions", which is an inherently shitty thing to do.

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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 72 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"ADHD-adjacent food services" this person can fuck aaaaaalll the way off

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

The title is garbage, but ADHD folk can have a lot of problems preparing food, even ordering food.

Having an option if all else fails is a lifesaver (getting regular-ish nutrition & not starving for a couple of days at a time - not a short term issue, but the psychological effects can compound over time ... this is also the segue/mechanic why so many adhd ppl develop persistent depression).

Edit: to clarity - with delivery I just meant

Having an option if all else fails

An option some ADHD peeps can use, 100% not an option developed to help with ADHD fuckery.

I hate third-party delivery services, those are just exploiting workers & act monopolistic when it comes to fees they change to the restaurants.

I go get my own food, but it still happens that I can't leave my apparent sometimes so I assumed this does help some people.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I appreciate where you're coming from, but understand this is a very personal issue for me. I've been dealing with it for the majority of my life.

I'm not going to challenge the specific merits of food delivery. But everyone deals with their disorder in their own way. For example, I solve this issue by simply living next to a grocery store in a walkable area. It's something I've worked towards over time.

What infuriates me is someone trying to code something as "ADHD-adjacent" - and in this case, pass it off as though exploitative gig service delivery apps are some kind of accessibility measure. We are particularly susceptible to the weapons of the information age, which has engineered easy dopamine hits within the reach of our fingers at all times. They are NOT there to make our lives better. They are there to exploit, profit, and manipulate.

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Speaking as an adhd person:

I cannot afford to use these services.

I cannot deal with their bullshit, and, as someone with marginalized aspects of my identity, cant deal with their spyware.

I can, however, walk about a block to a 24 hour grocery store or pizza place thats open late. If i fucked up.

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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nearly every single restaurant had food delivery services prior to Uber/Doordash's existence. Many still have.

I mean, there's a reason pizza delivery scooters have been a thing since the 1980's.

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck does ADHD have to do with Doordash?

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Literally nothing.

Shitty people will associate ANY impulsive decision with ADHD because they get all their mental health information from short-form content.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, the issue here is executive dysfunction.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/23224-executive-dysfunction

Regardless, going for a walk to the restaurant for lunch is a mentally healthy activity for all neurotypes.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Believe me, I'm very familiar with the concept. I simply despise the idea of someone categorizing food delivery apps as an ADHD-specific service.

[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

With ADHD, you can suddenly be depleted of energy, not have the motivation to cook, or simply forget to eat. When you get hungry you can go ," Ah whatever I'll order delivery"

NOW. It may be more prominent in ADHD folk, as myself, but it is not just an ADHD folk issue. This person is just making ADHD their entire personality, and pointing fingers at things they don't like.

Also, I'm almost positive that Madrid( is this Madrid?)has food delivery services.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 16 hours ago

food delivery services are better in car-light places, because cars (as we all know) fundamentally fucking suck shit.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 23 hours ago

Executive processing challenged homies love the easy fix of delivery;)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 41 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

... they deliver food in old city centres like this al the same, they just use bikes or mopeds.

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Also non-car food delivery is better, especially during rush hours.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 12 hours ago

The vehicles are also cheaper in every thinkable way.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

Idk I see a lot of ubereats on bicycles already

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My euro brain cannot comprehend that Americans are discussing about it like it’s something weird or exotic let alone anything special.

Love you all and would love to have a huge ass truck and a shotgun and live the Pißwasser advertisement lifestyle, but it’s really just a square. Sometimes they do markets there from like 6am-9am on a Saturday though which is nice if you hate sleeping. Also there’s probably a McDonald’s. Now you know all our town square secrets

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Where do I park my truck? I dont see a single parking lot in this pic and im sure as hell not walking

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 6 points 15 hours ago

You need to get a smaller truck that fits in your regular one for driving into the city. Like with a yacht, no need to walk, that’s for losers

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 32 points 16 hours ago

Carbrains cant imagine how a system that yeets you across the city at 70kmph underground could exist.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

ADHD-adjacent food services

LOL

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Yeah really like wtf

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 1 day ago

"my car brain cannot fathom how such places can exist, where is the parking, why aren't there more lanes???"

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 11 hours ago

What the heck is this convoluted, but incoherent post? OP must have ADHD jumping between these topics and thinking they're related

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 29 points 10 hours ago

I have pretty severe ADHD and I fucking hate food delivery service apps. What is this post even trying to say?

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Most of the delivery services here in the UK even in places with big roads use bicycles, mopeds, or at most a small hatchback car. They can easily fit through that city.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes but see i don't live there and i need to keep driving my ford F50000 fleshreaper, BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Oh goodness, this is reminding me of the SUV/truck hellscape most manufacturers are trying to push nowadays. Even my inner car guy hates those with a burning passion, as it killed so many cool cars.

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would prefer to see a native forest or at least some trees for shade. I could even do with a fountain. I mean, I guess this would be good as a market place but if it's empty what's the point?

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago

I mean... you put things... in it?

Admittedly on big cities these can be a bit of a tourist trap, but they're nice for events and so on.

They're also often in front of official buildings or big monuments, so they often were just... the place where stuff happened. You know, back when giving the news involved shouting them at a group of people.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

True, but I guess the locals are not out when the sun is blasting but having a little sleep.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Is there an association between adhd and food delivery?

My moomer trait is I just don’t get food delivery.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American malls were inspired by the town square, if I remember correctly

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

Kinda the way lots of shitty movies were “inspired” by excellent books.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Do American towns not have town squares? My (European) town has 3, that I know of.

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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You're lazy and can't accept that you have no self control. Stop blaming mental illness. Yes people have it. No it isnt the reason you are worthless sack of shit. That's all you.

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[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That’s Plaza Mayor in Madrid right? Awesome place, often a tourist trap though with overpriced mediocre Spanish food, but awesome.

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