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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.
fuck
edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!
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Lol this is f*nny. Fuckin h*rmonicas.
Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol
To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.
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What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.
Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.
You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.
Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.
Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.
Hear me out; horizontal pinwheel configuration.
According to the aerodynamics, the front of the vehicle undercarriage would have the highest velocity, decreasing until about the bed where it jumps up slightly and goes back down.
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What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?
It's a fโn harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.fnharmonica.com/en
It's very handy that some clients embed the harmonica photos and I don't need to open URLs
Good try :-)
Wow! They made a harmonica model for Rick Astley to use? I have to click this link now!
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Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.
There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.
Unfortunately seems pretty flat, if I recall correctly the bottom of the truck is the battery module
Just get a couple neodymium magnets. Hot glue them to the harmonica ahead of time for quick deployment.
Glue it, they're not going to look themselves
Even the undercarriage looks like it hasn't fully loaded into the environment.
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But it would look just right as a little hittler mustache
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I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...
I always find it funny how cursing used to be "contrary to polite speech", and in doing so you were asserting your freedom of speech.
But now, on the internet, self-censorship is considered "uncouth", freedom of expression be damned. So now you will be attacked if you say "I'll F*%Kin talk however the f$$k I wan't Sh*thead!"
that's kinda disingenous, the thing about censorship is that it's inherently submitting to a higher authority, which for obvious reasons people have started realizing fucking sucks actually.
censoring yourself is giving power to the platforms and people who want to run our lives and make people suffer for their own profit.
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Iโm so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.
CUNT! FUCK!
I hate self censorship
Why they censor the word fun
Because we cant have it anymore.
OBEY. WORK. DIE.
Voluntary censorship is just so weird to me... Like, people died so you could speak freely, and yet you censor fkn... Wow.
nah it's just a f-u-n harmonica and some of us don't like that.
but fkn is already a way to censor fucking, which is what's f*nny about it.
God damn WhistlinDiesel and his truck antics
I'll have to try this with a coworker's. He was also auto tech, so it'll have to be hidden well...
I should print an adapter to route some of the intake charge through a harmonica...
Jokes on them, my daily driver is a Junkers JU-87 Stuka.
But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?
f๐n
Probably a censor of an abbreviation fkn
The world needs a cleanse
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FUCK
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