I can't find my hat and night shirt...
this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.
This thread is so close to devolving into "A Christmas Carol."
You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.
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I fixed the image for you
Fixed it more better
Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
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Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
Almost always 20 :)
It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won't be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don't worry too much about it.
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I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
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I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it's not stupid
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20
20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far
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I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
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20 is the way
People who say 20, I'm not judging you but I just can't imagine that
- I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
- Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
- Then renting an appartment with other people
- Then owning an appartment with my gf
- Then having kids
Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can't imagine sleeping naked
I just can't imagine why any of those things rule out sleeping unburdened by clothes.
I suppose I understand if you're sleeping in the same room as 2 people you're not dating. But not if you have a separate room in an apartment or have sex with the other person in the bed.
Is this one of those weird American prudishness things?
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20
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.
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20 although I wear socks in the winter because my toesies get chilly
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
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20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
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18
Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
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18
My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
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