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Doxxed by H3?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So many ways...

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.

[–] CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Killed by giant snake.

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 2 points 2 days ago

An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Hmmm. I dunno.

[–] just_ducky_in_NH@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Just ducks!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Mashing Keys

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

It would be whelming. Just so.

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Probably painfully

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

OD'ing on cold/flu medication

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago

Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Kabloooooowie

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Shamefully.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

Suddenly and all over the place

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] parmesan@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having the time of my life

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.

[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] buffysummers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Saving the world a lot.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

[–] RalphWolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago

Something involving a large sheep dog.

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

[–] Gabadabs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

One too many dabs

[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Death by giant space hamster.

[–] punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

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