Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Well shit.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Struck by railgun fire.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Some kind of internet last stand.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Excrubulently.
My nemesis showed up.
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Weird ... Is what I'd say
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Adorably.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Suicide.
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
beaten to death with a hoe
Death by snusnu