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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago
[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Brake failure on a mountain road.

I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Someone finally writes my name in that death note.

[–] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Struck by railgun fire.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.

If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀

[–] DrunkRobotMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

oh oh... I'm in danger.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 12 hours ago

Excrubulently.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

My nemesis showed up.

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 days ago
[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

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[–] Dramasquared@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Death by snusnu

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