In the dark.
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Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
No idea
Well shit.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Struck by railgun fire.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Adorably.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
My nemesis showed up.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Well...
Death by snusnu
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Suicide.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
beaten to death with a hoe
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
A human centipede but made of weasels
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
oh oh... I'm in danger.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Excrubulently.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Weird ... Is what I'd say