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[–] Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

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[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Brake failure on a mountain road.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.

[–] galaxia@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

[–] DrunkRobotMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.

[–] Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure

[–] LucidiaDiamond@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Too much LSD

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

My nemesis showed up.

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