In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
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Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Adorably.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
O...oh...
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Too much LSD
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow
Beans
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Oxidation.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Suicide.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
beaten to death with a hoe
My nemesis showed up.