And that is precisely the reason that I don't let my dog have a gun.
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The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.
...there are no bad dogs tho.
All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.
My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can't take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.
Bruh. Can't believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don't be late with those treats!
The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!
Don't be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄
Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.
Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock,
Maybe put that firearm in a safe. Or better yet, get rid of it. Of all the things that say, "I am not a responsible gun owner", getting shot by your dog has got to be pretty high up on the list.
I'm not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?
I was gonna make the same joke, but then I finished reading the article:
And in 2019, former Louisiana State University football player Matt Branch publicly discussed how his black labrador retriever stepped on a hunting shotgun that had been placed in the back of a utility terrain vehicle on a hunting trip in Mississippi.
Damm, hoisted by my own petard.
I don't want to defend pitbulls, but a chihuahua with a small kalachnikov would be deadly as well.
I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.
I forgot Siamese cats too. If you're the owner, they love you. If you're a stranger, they'll rip your head off.
Hey, pit bulls are big huggabugs when they're not raised by assholes. A pit bull with proper weapons training would never have had poor trigger discipline.
Oh, great. Another idiot going on about pit bulls. It's not the breed, it's the owner. Any dog can shoot you if you don't take it to the range and teach it basic gun safety.
Hitdog
The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!
The only thing that'll stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.
An average day in the USA.
That dog got tired of being his bitch.
A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.