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Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed (www.theguardian.com)

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A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard

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[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I don't want to defend pitbulls, but a chihuahua with a small kalachnikov would be deadly as well.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

I forgot Siamese cats too. If you're the owner, they love you. If you're a stranger, they'll rip your head off.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

The anger of 10,000 men

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Hey, pit bulls are big huggabugs when they're not raised by assholes. A pit bull with proper weapons training would never have had poor trigger discipline.