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Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed (www.theguardian.com)

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A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 hours ago

Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.