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Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed (www.theguardian.com)

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A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard

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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

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