this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 160 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

video posted Jan. 1st 2025

8000000 likes

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

who else is reading this comment in 2027? 🤣🤣

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Most are in 2019. Let's not spoil anything to them

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

I miss back like a decade ago when people would say "hello from (home country)"

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Who else is saying hello from their country in 2025?

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My father loved this meme. My favorite memory is of reading this meme with him sitting on the couch with the family puppy. He died tragically ten years ago, hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck while taking our puppy to the vet to have puppy aids treatment. I cry every time I see this meme.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

1 re-lemmy = 1 ❤️

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck is crazy 💀💀💀

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Bro really said he got hit by the whole damn dildo delivery truck 🥀🥀🥀

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Bruh really said puppy 💀

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're missing the pinned "Omg, this is crazy, but I just got a $750 gift card from the code in the description! 💕💕"

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've figured out a solution for those, actually. My channels' word blacklists includes every single emoji.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

👆🙈 🤣🤣🤣

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tiktok is really bad about this. I'd say it's worse than YouTube comments.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

NAHHHHH "worse than YouTube comments" IS CRAZYYYYY

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

bro think its worse than youtube comments💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

“Worse than youtube comments” got me crying 😭

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago

Bro literally thought 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😏🥸😂😂😂1️⃣ 1 👍 like 🟰 equals 1️⃣ 1 🙏 prayer

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

ts pmo fr 🥀🥀😭💀

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"Anyone watching in current year?"

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[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Punchline Situation is Diabolical

@SomeDude • 8 hours ago

2.8M Views

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
character: punchline"

going back to 2018-era youtube comment sections is painful

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

2018-era? That still happens today

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

maybe it’s just that I hang around good parts of the internet now, but i saw that "no one:" format so much more back then

i still see it sometimes now, but around 2018 it was everywhere

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Punchline isn't even funny. Anyone who laughs is an idiot and the creator deserves to die.

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I can never tell if it’s bots or if people are just so unoriginal. I mean I’m not that original myself, but at least I’m self aware.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ayo not "punchline " ffs I'm dead

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That doesn't bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.

So much worse is:

OP: "This [noun] is [adjective]."

Commenter 1: "This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY."

Commenter 2: "[Noun] isn't [adjective]... BECAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!"

At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he's so funny on reddit. She doesn't really listen.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the issue stemmed from Stream Comments whose fast paced nature causes a situation where you're more likely to feel ignored for a thoughtful contribution but feel like part of the monkey pack if you howl the same stuff everybody else is howling.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me responding “yes” when two options are presented

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Missing the bot comments that don't reference anything specific in the original post. Sometimes they reference the title, but not the content.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 17 points 1 week ago

Very true in YouTube's comment section

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For extra accuracy you should have made it a repost with tons of engagements of an original post by a different users with barely any engagements

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How is this bad? I feel happy knowing other people also found a joke funny.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

something blatantly sexist or racist that is entirely off topic, just to grab hate reactions

oldest person on earth: "amen"

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I swear I feel like I'm getting brain damage every time I look at YouTube shorts comments

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] owl@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's like those video where the narrator simply exactly explains what happens on screen as you see it.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

10% of comments are legitimately funny or well thought out and add something to your experience

Unfortunately, you have to wade through the other 90% to get to them

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who's seeing this in 2025???

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

WEVE GOT PUNCHLINE BEFORE GTA6 😭😭 💀 💀 💀🤯 🤯 🤯

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago

Back in my day we said it was better than twilight.

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