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[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 88 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Lol beat me to it

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Nice marmot.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 16 points 2 days ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (6 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Bass and bong

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

A cat and a bike

[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

2 gray kitties

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Guilt and regret

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 2 days ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

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