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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So, wait... cold beans in the tank, then game session for awhile, then take a break and have a properly cooked snack?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the Internet, where no one can hear you fart...

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You sure about that?

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen videos of how to fry an egg on a CPU. Meeting you can do bacon on a GPU?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That must have been either a very small egg or a very large CPU.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

5/7 100%, bean there, done that!

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Needs to seat at least 20. Next!

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

BEANS ARE BACK ON THE MENU!!

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably able to carry away more heat than water. I want to say the Soviets tried this with a submarine but the Royal navy kept stealing the sub for breakfast.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

The hunt for red onion.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

cool beans out of 5

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

This lemming eating beans

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perfect for Lemmy. Plus 2 to dank checks.

[–] Capsaicin1337@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there something wrong with me? I think about how this can be done safely for the PC... Inf my thoughts go directly to 3 d printed beans and red brown coloured water cooling liquid....

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like you might have a mild-to-severe case of autism, but don't worry, that's at least half of Lemmy if not more.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

4/20 would plumb again

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

999999/10 🗣🔥

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Twelve out of beans with rice.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you know that in Factorio's 'seablock' modpack, it is absolutely viable to power your base with BEANS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLds7KHbpE&t=2161s

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I may not have felt the touch of a woman in YEARS but even I am not autistic enough to play this game.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

vanilla factorio is for autists, yes. But this is modded factorio, which is infinitely worse.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Pretty good, but needs more bean varieties

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Id give it a solid 8/bean.

[–] FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like beans and computers. What's not to like!

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maple or tomatoe sauce?

One might offer better cooling than the other

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tomato. I figured the higher water content and lower sugar would prevent it from caramelizing and clogging up the pipes.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 weeks ago

Oh it's beans. I thought it was Wotsits.

[–] Flamangoman@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

Are those the mother boards?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 weeks ago

Cool Beans.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Edvard Beans.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I see beans but no jeans. Come on lemmy, do the thing.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't think jeans offer the necessary cooling properties for this particular application.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but does it have the beans to run Crysis?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

Why would I want to make my sis cry?

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 4 weeks ago

at least a baked out of beans

[–] this@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

pft. not even a bean cooled gpu!

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