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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 days ago (4 children)

For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...

grabs rifle

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you don't eat the brain you'll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn't a cannibal then your risk is lower still.

Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it's own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.

I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.

(this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm just gonna ignore your last sentence

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks for the cannibalism tips.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

The Donner Party says hello between bites

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 2 days ago
[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

God: "Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun."

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless those people are heathens, of course...

Don't be silly. Heathens aren't people. \s

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I've seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily

It could also just be good old fashioned acting...

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Who are the angles? I didn't vote for them.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[contemplates going on a tangent about the Branch Theory of Anglican identity, decides against it]

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, Anglican theologians like John Keble and John Henry Newman (who later converted to Roman Catholicism) built off of a notion advanced by the 16th Century Anglican Divines that viewed Anglican Christianity as a distinct branch that developed alongside Roman Catholicism and Orthodoxy. Things like the Synod of Whitby are cited as evidence that the Roman church worked hard to bring this distinct form of the church inline with Roman polity and practices (in some views Celtic Christianity is viewed as being part of this wider “English” branch of the faith). This resulted in a long-standing tenuous relationship with English Christianity and the Catholicism of continental Europe (reflected in things like the Sarum rite, etc.). So when the Reformation happened, this gave the opportunity for English Christianity to pick up where they left off and live into that distinct mode of being.

Given this, according to branch theory proponents, there would be Anglicans in the 900s. They were just put under the veil of Roman Christianity at the time.

Ah, the Roman Catholic Church and government. One of the most destructive and violent church governments on the last 2 millinea, now they are still very rapy molesty, but now the world's largest realty corporation that pays zero taxes.

Wait... no, it's still the same as the last 2 millinea, given the roman Catholic Church government's didn't pay taxes and owned a massive amount of stolen and conquered land

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[–] polite_cat@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they deal holy damage now?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How much damage can a human take though?

Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.

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By the grace of the Omnissiah

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...

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Yes I know, it was a shotty.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

what does him being queer have to do with it?

Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sigh. I would dearly love a proper bolt-action rifle. I've got a .22 (my first gun!) and a .22 magnum (left handed!), but zero excuse for a "real" caliber as I don't hunt and my range at camp only goes out 100'.

Love the Marlin 1895SBL from Jurassic Park but I'm not hunting dinosaurs or 2,000lb. bison. Plus, the .45-70 (AR-15 round on the far left) would probably amputate my skinny armpit.

More on point, the first American Pope! I'll look forward to reading more about how the College of Cardinals landed on this guy so quickly. Not sure I've seen a Pope chosen that fast!

[–] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I haven't shot a 45-70 but I have a 35rem and have shot a breech load 450 bushmaster. It'll put a little sting on you but it's not that bad. Just make sure to keep the butt of the stick firm against your shoulder. I wouldn't want more than 5 or 6 rounds at a time on the 450 though.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

look into a .270. not a small caliber when you're used to a 22 but not massive in the whole scheme of things. they're quite fun at that range you were describing too, and they give you the opportunity to go a lot longer if you ever need/want it.

a .270 was my first hunting rifle, if a scrawny 11 year old could use it I have faith in you :)

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

.270 is a neat caliber. I rarely hear about it (not that I frequent gun discussions) but am familiar with it because that’s the caliber of my dad’s deer hunting rifle which also belonged to my WW2 veteran grandfather.

And yeah it’s not very comparable to a 22 except for starting with a two. It’s a high powered rifle. You can think of it like a .30-06 but with a slightly smaller and faster bullet.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oo I bet that rifle was beautiful. I'd love to have an older hunting rifle, there's something about how they age that makes them gorgeous to me.

I had a savage .270, it was a smaller model they made especially for youth. loved that thing.

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[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.

/s

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
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