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Easy questions have easy answers, right?

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

"I was unemployed"

  • Why?
  • Can they not even keep a job?

"I took a sabbatical"

  • Mysterious
  • Arousing
  • Shows off the size of your enormous sack

EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What's your biggest strength?

The size of my enormous sack

[–] lemmy12369@midwest.social 84 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I was told one way is: I singed a nda and I’m not allowed to answer that

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago

My refusal to answer is proof that I'm trustworthy :3

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You’d still be asked to provide start and end dates and place of employment if your work was confidential. If the NDA prohibits you from disclosing your employment entirely, it will typically include a restriction against disclosing the existence of the NDA itself.

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

It depends on the context if you say you had an NDA and can’t elaborate at all on the details that’s a clear red flag as most NDAs you can at least give the context of what it is about I.e. specific job processes, witnesses an event, etc.

If you say you worked for X company but can’t talk about the details of your work because of an NDA then that’s fine but they might call your old employer to verify you did really work there.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (11 children)

For the most part, yes. They only really ask the question because they automatically assume you were in jail if you have a gap over 2’ish weeks long. So they’re really just looking for some sort of explanation besides “I was just unemployed for no reason.” Because they assume “no reason” is really “I don’t want to admit that I was in jail.”

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Lol who tf actually thinks that. Ive hired and never thought that

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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I give 'em the old "caring for a sick or dying family member." Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago

FMLA is always a safe bet. Only one available to care for a dying family member buys sympathy and is an area they can’t legally ask any follow-up questions.

Source: former corporate shill and interviewer

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Haha, as if anyone actually asks that. A gap gets you automatically rejected by the employment AI, long before humans see it.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"I had to provide end of life care to a close relative."

I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that's my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a big gap from a few years of depression

It's relieving to hear I'm not the only one, that shit was crippling. Glad we both made it through!

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[–] rdri@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes. I created the document in Google docs, and you opened it in Word.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why you should provide PDF of you resume.

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[–] toastmeister@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I created it in Word and opened it in Teams by accident once.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Teams embedded Office is the worst. Like, can you not, and would it hurt to be ⅔ less bloated by doing so?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Sorrry, I have an NDA”

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That doesn't work either

They still want name of employer and dates

Lots of cleared applicants have probably applied there in the past

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 23 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I am not at liberty to discuss this gap.

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[–] iamkindasomeone@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Germany, just ask them what the gap between 1933 and 1945 in their company's history is as a direct response.

[–] groet@feddit.org 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am not sure drawing a comparison between your unemployment and the reign of the Nazis is the best move

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[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I took four months off to recover from burnout"

[–] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

That's pretty much what I said - I took some time off for my family. I was getting called 3-4 times a week between 6pm-5am, often times not being present for them, so I had to make a change or risk losing them. I got the job and don't get called at night. Win-win all except for those 4 months without paying and stress of resume rewrites and a million applications.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

"That is the year when I was happy."

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"I was consulting."

It's true, I was giving out advice left and right.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 30 points 2 days ago

i have never been asked this question and i actively remove positions that aren't relevant to the job i send that particular resume to

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was working on my mental health

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

An idiot asked me that once when I had just finished my masters. Like did you read my resume?

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[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

This question should be illegal to ask.

[–] NoMadLadNZ@lemmy.nz 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Those were the times I was taking time off to argue with the voices in my head that were telling me to kill again.

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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 23 points 2 days ago

"That's when I was happy" is the only correct answer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago

"Those are line breaks. You see it's easier to read if you break up blocks of text into paragraphs separated by a whole empty line."

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago

Took a year off to let everyone else catch up 💅

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got really into table tennis and lost track of time.

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

That's too much info. A simple "I can" answers their question.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Yes, i was pursuing other opportunities that do not relate to this field so i did not include them

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago

"The economy"

[–] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

It’s called a line break. Now I know why you needed someone proficient in MS Word!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I always put in "traveling overseas"

In my case this is actually true, but I've never had anyone question me taking 12 months off every few years

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

If i have to explain the gap (which clearly means I was not employed), it means you are incompetent, you fail my interview, I don't work with incompetent bosses.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Time loop

I could have been in that gap once, twice .... a million times ... we don't know

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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Me: "I was moving in silence or under a NDA."

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"Yeah, I spent that time driving Uber/Doordash/whatever."

No boss to confirm/deny, and it's not like Uber is going to tell a random employer when one of their drivers were active.

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