I tell him "Nice goatee, bro."
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Stuff.
Butt stuff.
If you gave yourself a reach-around, would that just be masturbating?
I'm only 20% good, so they're 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.
This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.
One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.
Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole
I'm pretty sure I'm 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.
I'd probably take a car to our mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
My evil self would've already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it's actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.
So I'd become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.
this would make a good sitcom, something in the style of Reno911
Find common ground and go out for Thai food.
What if I am the evil counterpart?
i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that
if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i'd probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could've pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time
Oh, they must be the version of me without the inhibitions, then? Cool. Let's go to town. >:-)
I can fix her.
Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs...
I get arrested for my crimes against humanity, because my counterpart is 97% good.
Interpol? I found your suspect!
what if you are 50 / 50 and you meet yourself and youre both like "hey dude, whats happening?"
We'll probably discuss who's actually the evil one and probably have to settle the argument with our fists. Hm, maybe not a good idea, I'm kinda of a pushover, so I'd probably just accept his bullshit and see if evil me could at least have a paid spot for me in whatever shenanigans he was doing
Assuming they would have taken more or less the same life path I have, I would want to sit down and trade stories.
"What did you do back at that one time in Summer of '19? How did that go?" I guess I would hear some appalling stories, but I would be too curious.