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[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who tf shadowbox in the shower

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open

Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why not? I don't do the shadowboxing part because my shower is tiny, but I definitely think about profound geopolitical issues while scrubbing myself

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All my good programming happens in the shower and then I forgot half of it once I'm out

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You need shower/bath crayons

[–] Karl@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

I don't.

I think of invading the entire world and making a peaceful socialist utopia out of it.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Geopolitical issues but not specifically industrial society

Plus no one does shadowboxing in the shower I believe

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And why not industrial society?

Ted K wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole.

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like 90% showering and 10% seeing how much water we can trap against our bodies to make the loudest sound when we drop it.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or how much water we can trap in the foreskin!

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can honestly say I've never done that even though I have the required hardware to do so lol

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well now youre gonna wonder every time you shower "How much COULD I trap in there..."

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably like a double shots worth? This isn't information I have ever considered important to know....

[–] Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you start testing, remember you have to establish a baseline for both a hot and cold shower.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is important information. Keep it on a laminated card in your wallet. You never know when it may come in handy.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Nah its mostly zoning out, before remembering I'm supposed to be cleansing myself.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't do any of those things.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You dont even clean yourself?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet you're one of those pervs who also shower naked

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

🤢 disgusting

I always shower with all my clothes on. How am I supposed to clean my clothes otherwise? Make a second bath for my clothes or something? Don’t be stupid.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Gods no. I'm not that crazy.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ew, no. Why would you clean yourself in the shower!?

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, there's definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago

I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Shadow boxing is done in front of a mirror.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Mirror in shower duh

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yourself in the mirror is referred to as your 'shadow' in this context.

[–] Skymt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I found the resonant frequency of my shower cabin and now all I do in there is hum surprisingly loud.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Not true. I sing loud in my highest vocal range.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This explains a lot about some of the men I've ~~met~~ smelled. tbph it's mostly the ones that think that wiping / washing their own anus is gay. Gender roles have ruined society.

I don't understand how people can be so stupid about basic hygiene.

Seriously, man or woman or whatever you are, wipe/wash your ass properly.