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[–] Iapar@feddit.org 148 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 day ago

Or just one big one

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 27 points 1 day ago

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 20 hours ago

well he won't live like that for long

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That bitch hated patriotism.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

probably because she didn't fit

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 28 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 day ago

clearly he's completely over her

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 39 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (7 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It really is. What the fuck?

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

He may have some liver fat

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

jesus christ that belly

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 day ago

There's my prince!

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Proud of what, getting divorced?

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
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