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[–] Iapar@feddit.org 143 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 32 points 14 hours ago

Or just one big one

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 25 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 24 points 12 hours ago

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (6 children)
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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago

well he won't live like that for long

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 78 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That bitch hated patriotism.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

His profile pic is a flag.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago

probably because she didn't fit

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 67 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 32 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 14 hours ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 65 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 26 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 13 hours ago

clearly he's completely over her

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 38 points 17 hours ago (13 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 45 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 37 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 32 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It really is. What the fuck?

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Who will be able to afford ubereats?

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (11 children)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 16 points 18 hours ago

jesus christ that belly

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 12 hours ago

There's my prince!

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Proud of what, getting divorced?

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 18 hours ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

He may have some liver fat

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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