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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 137 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Robin Hood is a twink confirmed

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 106 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 46 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, Disney.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This fox is the fucking reason.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn’t this movie consider like the progenitor of furries? Like yeah, anthropomorphic animals have always been a thing but there’s something about this movie that made it an obsessive thing?

Sorta like how Pulp Fiction invented “gimps”….

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

… Or so I’ve been told!!

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we're all furries on this blessed day

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Oodelally oodelally!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's a grannyboy twink!

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

That damn movie was one of two VHS cassettes I had as a small child, the other was The Sword in the Stone. I watched them over and over and over.

As a result, my sexuality has been absolutely maimed in ways I am still untangling.

Wouldn't trade it for anything.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Does Little John eat the honey?

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 93 points 1 day ago

Disney characters are proboscis monkeys:

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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry but where's the mom hips? Or is that just Pixar?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It's essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film's success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

You might need to take a long shower friend.

[–] AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago

Brother, you need to go for a long walk

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You...have thought about this too much. I think you may need a lie down.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 22 hours ago (11 children)

Someone made a joke on the internet?

They must be unwell.

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[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Big B's small T's.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

the opposite of a bee

..Guy Fieri? 🤷

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

In not snake, why snake shaped?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is the opposite of a bee?

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So many questions....so little desire to have that in my search history.

Try: "What's the difference between a male cat and a female cat"

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i had no idea that cat butt holes are different between genders. same with wolves. i guess you hang around different circles of the internet.

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat "what is the difference between a male cat and female cat"

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That answer comes up because people are trying to sex a strange animal. Haven't we all done this?

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Assholes aren't different, but you can sex many mammals by seeing how close the holes are. Close together = female. More spaced apart = male.

You can use this on juveniles and even babies.

(I'm walking right into it lemmy, don't let me down!)

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Why give then pink and blue collar, of course.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you find yourself caring, you should probably find yourself a therapist. You may ask yourself: how did I get here?

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the idea of Disney talking to themselves

Disney: Well done, Disney!

Disney: Thanks, Disney!

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That male wolf could only be voice by Patrick Warburton.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

John Goodman is another choice.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If we're adding unnecessary sexual dimorphism, we need to give males peacock feathers.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Fucking perfect. I will watch this.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 11 points 20 hours ago

It isn't just Disney. Look up Migration. They gave the mallards huge bills while the ducks had narrow ones.

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