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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 259 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 170 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 69 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 49 points 12 hours ago (13 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 29 points 8 hours ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 62 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[–] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] trashboat@midwest.social 54 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 17 points 21 hours ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 51 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 39 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 26 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 27 points 14 hours ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

What a fucking moron.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 hours ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die

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