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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 245 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 164 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 82 points 21 hours ago

He's just showing that he's the least woke

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 44 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 16 hours ago

Seem a lot darker than Trump's suit

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Being a full time dick is hard.

It's obviously exhausting.

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[–] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 57 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 15 points 13 hours ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 43 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 39 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 43 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 36 points 4 hours ago (11 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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[–] trashboat@midwest.social 42 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 37 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 35 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 35 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 33 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Oyml@lemm.ee 10 points 22 hours ago

Sleepy DonOLD Trump

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 24 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 25 points 21 hours ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 24 points 21 hours ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 23 points 6 hours ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 16 hours ago

What a fucking moron.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 hour ago

Dozing Donny

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 20 hours ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

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