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[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His last name, obviously. His ancestor getting his brains blown out gave him his entire career.

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Too bad you'd think he had also had his brains blown out

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

More like wormed out

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFK is not his ancestor, only a relative.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His father RFK was also assassinated

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Damn shame they didn't keep going.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

He's like a walking uncanny valley.

He's the uncle in the zombie flick that swore he wasn't bitten and is starting to turn.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm so jealous of you right now.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol I recognize the name, just didn't have a face saved with it. Don't live in the US 😌

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't either and I unfortunately recognise him. Although it's still jarring whenever I hear him speak. I expect him to drop dead mid sentence. That perpetual death rattle is really strange. Like the movie's longest death scene ever.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I do my best to avoid US news because I noticed it was bad for my mental health... And it's already shit enough without that adding to it.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A minor goa’uld administrator

goa'uld with a mucus problem.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago
[–] griff@lemmings.world -1 points 2 days ago

-at-ucker -ennedy Jr!

[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He always looks like he's got his face pressed up against a window

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

His left side face is smaller or droops below the right side.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Because the one who put him there is even dumber.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 2 days ago

Maybe there's a reason people keep shooting Kennedys.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if you think he is bad ; you should see the rest of the people in his party

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit! Any idea that the Republicans are anything other than insane bootlickers to even more insane people is insane!

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

He's a Democrat actually, or was until he went independent.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm fairly confident saying he's the worst. He's the only guy who is both in favor of spreading as many fatal communicable diseases as possible, and in a position to manifest that desire.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

If those people are dead, it's easier to steal their social security

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 2 days ago

I think Putin is a worse republican.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

No knows more about health than a heroin addict.

All though I’ll go with the bans on the artificial crap and sugar being in everything. But otherwise, he’s a moron.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The whole family has brain issues

[–] choab@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago
[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You can see the bear meat worms hard at work

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

To be fair, the vast, vast majority were never really in the running. Were the chances anything close to even, would you expect to have so many at least somewhat well known politicians with his last name?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

It's the healthy tan that does it.

[–] YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

It's almost as if humans place a lot of importance on social connections.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Money and connections.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

This is photo evidence real zombies are shambling around the Earth

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago

Speaking of ballsack. I bet his looks like beef jerky.