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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't think that through very well 🤣

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You will receive a full refund in five to ten business years.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 weeks ago

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

[–] thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't stop believing in my ass

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

Last night's music trying to ruin my day.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 42 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 35 points 2 weeks ago

We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

[–] Skjolle@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago

The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Around the World in my ass.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is "Spend the night in my ass"

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Two Trucks in my ass."

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago

One More Time in My Ass

[–] 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Found the Russian queen

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

There's no one like you in my ass.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

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I need to get home quickly

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I need a break in my ass

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't stop me now in my ass.

I think Freddie would approve.

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

We didn't start the fire in my ass.

[–] scratch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Prison Sex in my ass

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots in my Arse

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.

So....yeah.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

she works hard for the money in my ass

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Love me in my ass

[–] Emi@ani.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Big iron in my ass

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"German Sex Tourist" - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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[–] LoonyTrix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

More Than A Feeling In My Ass

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Godllyra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Rhinestone eyes in my ass

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

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