kraftpudding

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she's dead.

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn't make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.

I hope he's at least tasty

A part of me thinks this is just trying to establish "No judge, I didn't sext a minor, she was on social media, how could I have known she was underage" as a valid legal defense.

Caffeine in my ass

Hold on to that feeling

I am cold resistant in general and I never had a brain freeze headache. Can load up my whole mouth with crushed ice or popsicles and let it all melt, never had one.

You don't get to be the richest man in world by giving people money if you don't absolutely have to..

A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do this too. I don't know why

No, it's about 10 minutes by bus, which is really neat.

It's a chain of flower retailers. I certainly learnt a lot, but it's a very faced paced and volatile environment and industry with sometimes long hours and it's way more physically demanding than I could have ever imagined.