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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Please don't do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥

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[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂

I'm not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don't like eating pussy?

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we're in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it's their thing now.

I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it's a bit gross and she enjoys it means it's kind of subservient, so you can't be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.

That's a much bigger topic though.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.

Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

There's also that these men hate women who enjoy sex, "giving head" is considered to be only enjoyable to one party by some, and thus bad if the woman enjoys it. Some of them even describe asexuality as what normal should be for woman, but still do it for men.

Weirdly enough some more "hypersexual" women don't necessarily want it, and instead weirdly obsessed with "mutual pleasure".

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn't ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn't last.

By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Romans have entered the chat

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

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[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 month ago

OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.

But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? "Reproductive sex is forcefem" cannot be a real viewpoint. They're mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.

Right...? I hate that I'm not sure anymore.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

[–] aya@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom

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[–] max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Nothing as manly as gay sex.

It is impossible to be performed by any women.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

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[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

[–] mriormro@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It's very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don't get earcucked, fellas.

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[–] aya@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

It's all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.

[–] Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know it , the left has the best sex.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

That’s why we’re not angry enough.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I do not avoid women, Mandrake.. but I do deny them my essence

seriously tho America in a nutshell atm

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.

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