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[–] BaconWrappedEnigma@lemmy.nz 203 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Is that an optical cable with gold plating to improve the electrical connection?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 136 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It's called SCIENCE sweaty

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sramder@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You’re gonna love my schwetty balls.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I would ask how you know that guy sweats a lot, but then I saw his username.

Fair enough.

[–] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's a joke, Noodle isn't actually calling Enigma sweaty but ironically using it instead of "sweetie"

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yes.

It's also for digital signals, so interference doesn't matter (up to the point it stops everything).

But hey, it also has a silver ABS grip.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

That's so lame. They should have gone with gold HDPE.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I would think it’s to resist corrosion, but there are plenty of cheaper metals to plate with that don’t corrode, so even that’s a stretch.

Or, you know, plastic.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Regular toslink is just plastic

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

If you wanted to make a high quality plug, you'd use a stainless steel guide. It has to be steel because it's elastically deformed during insertion, and any plating will be scratched with enough use.

Most plugs don't work that way, but this one model does.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The data link is 100% digital.

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[–] Darth_Brooks@lemmy.world 135 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I once had a Best Buy sales person tell me "the improved shielding helps with magnetism". I stared at him for a sec and said "if there is enough magnetism in my house to bend light, how my stereo sound really won't be one of my main concerns"

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 56 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But how many people do you think he used that line on and it sealed the deal?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 26 points 9 hours ago

Given the results of the 2016 and 2024 elections in the United States? Way way WAY too many!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's for those occasions when there's a black hole passing through your house. Gotta be prepared.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Could just be a regular magnetar neutron star

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

I used to sell TVs for Best Buy back in the day. The Video Department manager, my boss, set up a display side by side to show the difference between $40 Monster cables and the normal cables that came with a DVD player.

When there was no noticable difference, he went into the TV settings and adjusted the settings for the normal cables to make the picture look like shit. Not all customers are that gullible though, so usually one of the more savvy ones would fix the settings. So my boss would have to go in and fuck the settings up again once or twice a shift.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 102 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

My favorite story along these lines...

Someone compared Monster cables to un-bent coat hangers.

https://gizmodo.com/audiophile-deathmatch-monster-cables-vs-a-coat-hanger-363154

"Seven songs were played while the group was blindfolded and the cables swapped back and forth. Not only “after 5 tests, none could determine which was the Monster 1000 cable or the coat hanger wire,” but no one knew a coat hanger was used in the first place."

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 25 points 10 hours ago

To be fair, it was 4 coat hangers. The Monster cable was therefore outnumbered.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

That's a classic and I am glad it see it passed around again. The best part is the people that start delving into the snake oil absurdity that is "audiophile cables" before, you know, getting better actual speakers/headphones. Like for fucks sake, your $200 fancy cable isn't going to make your bullshit bargain bookshelf speaker into the voice of god. Just get some half way decent equipment and listen to your actual music.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yup, there is a lot of snake oil in the audiophile world. The worst instance I saw was someone posting about an intermittent buzz in their system. Multiple people were recommending a full rebuild, (which would cost thousands of dollars). From what they described, it was pretty obvious that OP just needed a ~10¢ ferrite bead on a power cable, to make it stop acting as an antenna.

I was like “okay, you could try rebuilding your entire system like everyone else is suggesting… But maybe start with a ferrite bead. Here is a link for a multipack on Amazon. Worst case scenario, you’re only out like $5. And even if it doesn’t fix this specific case, the multipack is handy to have around anyways, because manufacturers often cheap out and skip adding them when their devices really do need them.” Like three days later, I got a “holy shit this actually worked. You just saved me thousands of dollars (and a ton of time) on a complete rebuild.”

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

I have friends that are hardcore record collectors of obscure 70s punk, power pop, glam, etc. They have Marantz receivers and top of the line turntables, setups that approach like 10 grand. Then they listen to some of the most poorly recorded, cheaply pressed vinyl you can imagine.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Installing cable TV at a man's house, ripped his Monster coax connector off. He was appalled! (I was appalled!) Showed him what I was replacing it with. Parts guide.

"The shield is quad-woven steel. Yours was 1x of angel hair copper. The dielectric is solid, not a noodle. See? (bendy, bendy) Foil shield? Uh, did yours have one? Oh, I see the shredded bit right there!"

Bent the center conductor on his Monster cable with my pinky. "Try that with mine." Stopped him before he hypodermic-needled himself.

tl;dr: Whatever the cable guy cuts for you is miles above Monster grade.

It's like Yeti gear. "So you paid $35 for a cup that's simply a vacuum sealed canister? I got a 6-pack off Amazon for $25. Cute colors too!"

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Been 15-years ago, but I bet an audiophile coworker, who had a physics degree, he couldn't tell the difference in a coat hanger and proper wires.

"Well, yeah, but, bla, bla, bla..."

Now I wish I could shove that article up his butt! 😈

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 77 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Those 128kbps are going to be well delivered, that's for sure.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

FWIW toslink supports up to 125mbps theoretically

Much lower in practice of course, but it's a bit better than 128k

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 61 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah but my mp3's from Kazaa are all 128. I want to hear them perfectly as the original ripper intended without distortion from the cables. The gold connector adds warmth to the sound.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

now that's a name i haven't heard in a while

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Edonkey (also for 9 second 240p porn videos called 1.mpeg)

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[–] Cornflake@pawb.social 62 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yeah, you know the gold plated connections make all the difference for the fiber optic connection

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I like to head on over the auto zone, get me some of that dialectic grease and dip all my dac cable ends. Just feels good going on ya know?

/s

Edit: onlyfans? Like just me greasing up different terminations and inserting them.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 54 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

ABS Silver Shell

silver-colored plastic

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

It's actually anti-lock breaking system, super high end; not many cables have it

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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 48 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can sell aluminum free baking soda and convince someone baking soda contains aluminum. Fads and marketing are becoming an epidemic

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so glad this is illegal where I'm from

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure if that's the case elsewhere, but here truthful statements that aren't exclusive to your brand also must have a warning. For instance, if I want to add "rich in calcium!" to my yogurt's packaging, I must also add right next to it "like all other yogurt"

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Where do you live? It sounds sane there!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

But it's Monster and costs 17x as much as Monoprice, it has to be better!

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago

This is even funnier considering the fiber element in toslink is actually plastic which was chosen to make it really cheap since the distance was not of concern like a proper multimode fiber cable made with glass.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

I once had a guy try to sell me one of these to my face. I asked him to explain why it was better than the one I got in the box with my DVD player, and he carried on about better conductivity and improved sound.

Called him out on his bullshit and never returned.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 7 points 13 hours ago

This is a funny bit of kit in that the addition of gold actually makes me trust it's actual quality for the job less.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

You’re no true audiophile until you have audio graded solid state drive in your PC!

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This community has been on fire today.

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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

The biggest impact I ever saw was an electrical filter for advanced audio systems. It’s basically an alternator. And it was the most impressive piece of any audio system I sold.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Here's a tip. Try the Dollar Store first. Only if you REALLY decide you need an upgrade, go with it

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