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[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

You must be 18 to post here.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Book, probably

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What’s a phone bo?

More importantly: Why is there aa jizz stain at the o?

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The second column is all misaligned too.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The reason you didn’t get 20.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (9 children)

So everyone over 35 or so?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Mixed Tape

Does this mean a mix tape or is that something else? 🤨

Also: I've used a rotary phone, but only because I had bought a novelty modern phone that used a rotary dialer in the 90s.

I got 19 or 20, depending on the answer to my question about the "mixed tape" thing.

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I am assuming Phone Bo is Phone book.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The meme creator got lazy and just didn't do the last two letters?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He must have died while typing...

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

19 out of 20. Unless just testing a waterbed counts....

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah it counts. I've "tried" them but never owned them. So that counts

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] xilence@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

37, got 19. Never had a mix tape.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

5 makes no sense outside of USA
20 What is phone bo? book?

19, 20 if NZ equivalent of AOL

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

20/20 and I’ll add Atari, illegal cable hookup, and limewire.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Add Napster, ICQ, and AOL chatrooms ... A/S/L?

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[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This title/post combination is peak 2005 myspace/facebook posting

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[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Terrible distribution of options. A good list would have a series of technologies and tools that became obsolete at different times. Almost all of these became obsolete with the rise of broadband internet in the early 2000's, while a handful were earlier (rotary phones) or later (paper maps, paper checks).

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19, but only because waterbeds were never really a thing in the UK

[–] percent@infosec.pub 6 points 12 hours ago

I got all 20, but I never used vinyl records until just a few years ago

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 5 points 23 hours ago

I'm assuming that "phone bo" means phone book? If that's true then I'm at 20/20.

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Half of these are still in use simply because some people think they're cool, or when someone prefers to not have to rely on technology (e.g. paper maps don't run out of electricity while you're on a long hike).

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You don't scare me.
AOL never was available in my country. Check books? I've never even seen someone actually using one, I think.

I will never get to 20, yay!

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does it could if I've used them for the novelty?

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[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, in don't think many of us touched a Phone Bo. They're impossible to find after we started making bo staffs out of better material like wood.

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Lol #9 is mix tape 🤣😂

[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

19/20. Only because I refused to use AOL.

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[–] tym@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I don't see cocaine on this list. That takes some years off as well.

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything but 5 and 13. Guess I'll go die, then.

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[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never had my own AOL email account but I did throw away AOL signup disks and I sent email to AOL accounts... so I guess 20/20 assuming "phone bo" is a phone book.

As for not being long for this world... there are a lot of ways to go that don't link with being old, so I guess that checks out anyway.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I’ve used everything on this list, I win!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Did you really need to use ai to make a text based meme? I completely lost hope in humanity after seeing this

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago

i work at a library it isnt fair for me to compete. i only use the fax machine because the government won't let old people email them and they dont know how to anyway.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Water beds are making a comeback. This coming year, I swear!

20/20, y’all invited the my funeral. Apparently any day now

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago

Are we censoring books now?

6 with many of them in my childhood or because of under-equipped schools

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago

20/20, waterbeds were awesome.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

18 cause I'm not American.

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