No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.

No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination

They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.

"You really screwed the pooch on that one."

I genuinely don't know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play

Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would've been fined

Put peanut butter on your balls

screw the pooch ya idiom.

I've grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that's ok.

I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it's good enough to know a door exists - you don't always have to open it.

Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog

First read through, I thought 'puppy play' meant literally playing with your puppy.

...you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn't the problem here.

Just pretend it's a robot dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

What??? I mean.. what????

what if you're both dogs?

I mean you can always go fuck yourself!

why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?

If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.

Screw the pooch