this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
294 points (87.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

36038 readers
3201 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have at least 3 of these. They're hardly rare. I think it's just you.

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've wondered the same as OP and never saw one in real life.

Probably it's a regional thing, like how in some countries (as I recently discovered) they don't know what a cheese slicer is and just butcher cheese with a knife.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Eggymatrix@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So once upon a time, you actually got honey at the market replenishing your pot, rather than buying jars in the supermarket.

This thing was always in the pot, and you did not use a spoon to get your honey, it works better than a spoon and you just leave it in the pot.

Today americans probably bleach their jars, spoons and bees, but honey is surprisingly shelf stable, having a pot with a little hole with this little plunger sticking out is fine really.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

bleach their ... bees

Yes.

load more comments (2 replies)

Ooooh it makes so much sense to leave it perpetually in the pot! I never understood why it was a thing, because there was always a bit of honey remaining on it and that felt weird, but now i get it, thank you for explaining.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

We’ve got four different sized honey spoons in our house!

Next they’re going to say they don’t own any wooden butter knives…

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You keep slowly rotating it as you move it from the honey to whatever you’re going to put the honey in so the viscous liquid essentially “orbits” this thing instead of dripping onto your countertop. Then when over the target you stop rotating and let it pour off.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or you could use a teaspoon.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why, when this thing makes it easier? Unless you have a spoon with a round handle.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sure, and that general purpose tool works fine. This is just the tool specifically designed for honey. It’s not necessary, just useful.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain't buying it!

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you buy a honey dipper that had been stuck in his fart hole?

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

For the flavor??

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You can buy them in every cutlery section in my country. But it's kind of useless, I'm not sure why this is the design that is associated with honey. A spoon works better.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

You can rotate this as it's dripping to manage the flow due to the grooves which you can't do with a spoon. It's for when you only want a few drops at a time or a reasonably uniform drizzle.

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I own two of them. They are great for honey.

I'm guessing the people who don't use them aren't into honey. Like, maybe they have a little honey bear that's crusty in the back of their pantry.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 26 points 18 hours ago

Check out this fucking neanderthal, doesn't even have a Syrup Schlorper.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 20 points 20 hours ago (13 children)

I should save this comments section for when I need examples of why social media should be banned. A ton of people being dicks to each other over whether they use a honey dripper or a teaspoon.

load more comments (12 replies)
[–] blackroses97@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have one ! You actually need one for pure honey in jars as metal changes its properties

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Just squeeze the little plastic bear and the honey spurts out the top of its head

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

I have a honey pot with one of those that somebody gave me as a gift.

I tried to use it one time to be fancy when I made biscuits, and put it in the middle of the table during dinner. At first people tried to use it, but it was such a fucking pain in the ass, eventually they just stopped trying to be nice about it used a spoon to get the honey bc wtf is the point?

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Until reading the comments, I didn't know people actually owned these. I thought it was supposed to look like the stripes of a bee on a stick as a gimmick to sell. But according to the comments, it's designed that way so you can twirl it if your honey container is far away from where you want to spread the honey to keep from dripping everywhere.

I've never seen one of these in real life, whether at home or traveling. I've been to almost all 50 states and 10 other countries.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] cattywampas@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Ever used one for honey? You'll never go back to trying to use anything else.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

I used these all the time as a kid. I haven't seen one in a few years though.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's sold in every souvenir shop of stuff made with olive tree wood in Greece. and it's a stupid device, so much honey stays stuck in it after using it, absolutely not worth it

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You're supposed to leave it in the jar when not in use.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I've got 3 of those at home (actually got one as a gift last week) but we don't use it because the open honey jar attracts ants. So we use spoons. I do like it though.

load more comments (12 replies)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago (18 children)

it's the easiest tool to use to get the honey out of the jar and into your mug for tea. i got mine at the farmer's market because local honey is thicker than store honey, but even stores that sell local honey don't sell these. highly recommend one if you've never seen one. it makes making tea so much easier

load more comments (18 replies)
[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Anyone with a decent honey set up has these.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

We have one. A small one that came with this little countertop ceramic honey pot we found at a pottery shop. We actually tried using it, but the ants got to the literal honey pot very quickly.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

These are bear butt plugs. Its how they stop themselves from shitting themselves during hibernation

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow ended up with one of these in my house as a kid. Nobody had bought it, my parents were avowed agaisnt them because they find them hard to use... must have been a gift from the honey fairy. Anyway, I insisted on actually trying to use it one time.

It's not useful. It doesn't do anything that a spoon doesn't do.

You might argue that it spreads the honey in cute little criss cross patterns but honey is either so runny that it all pools together on the toast/cake it's applied to, or is so viscuous that it doesn't do any of that stuff and needs to be spread with a knife.

Honeydippers might be a medieval "emperor's new clothes" style hoax.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, but just look at those black levels.

load more comments
view more: next ›