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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (4 children)

TIL Jar Jar Binks wasn't some alien species. He was just Jamacian.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago

In the words of Wayne Brady, "Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Meesa one big stereotype!"

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of races in Star Wars are dodgy stereotypes. Watto was so bad I think people just blanked it out.

[–] aln@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean Black accent. He's a loser little titty baby.

[–] rami@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some sodomite sent me a bucket of poop

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

I renounce Jesus Christ

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

til Jamaican has a special dialect that is kind of english

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Patois is a creole language whose vocabulary largely comes from English, and there's a gradient of dialects between Patois and Jamaican Standard English, but pure Patois is considered mutually unintelligible with Jamaican English and thus a separate language. Moreover:

A 2007 survey by the Jamaican Language Unit found that 17.1 percent of the population were monolingual in Jamaican Standard English (JSE), 36.5 percent were monolingual in Patois, and 46.4 percent were bilingual, although earlier surveys had pointed to a greater degree of bilingualism (up to 90 percent).

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To clarify, patois is a generic term, as is creole, and can apply to any non-standardized language and is not specific to any particular location or group or language. That's why it's called "Jamaican patois" in the screenshot.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Don’t they spell the specific Jamaican language “Patwa”, to differentiate it from the idea of a patois in general?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I know there are thousands of languages, but Jamaican is the only ‘patois’ I've encountered in wide discussion, so amn't used to differentiating. It seems also to be an umbrella term, whereas Jamaican Patois is actually a creole language.

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Somebody once tell mi seh di world a go roll mi
Mi nah di sharpest tool inna di shed
She did a look kinda dumb wid har finger an har thumb
Inna di shape a one "L" pon har forehead

Well, di years start come an dem nuh stop come
Fed to di rules an mi hit di ground runnin'
Nuh make sense fi live without fun
Yuh brain get smart, but yuh head get dumb
So much fi do, so much fi see
So, wah wrong wid takin' di backstreets?
Yuh wi never know if yuh nuh go (go)
Yuh wi never shine if yuh nuh glow

Hey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin' stars break di mold

It a cool place, an dem seh it get colder
Yuh bundle up now, wait 'til yuh get older
But di meteor men beg fi differ
Judgin' by di hole in di satellite picture
Di ice we skate a gettin' pretty thin
Di water a get warm, so yuh might as well swim
Mi world a blaze, how 'bout yours?
Dat's di way mi like it, an mi wi never get bored

Hey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(All dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin' stars break di mold

Go fi di moon
Go, go, go, go fi di moon
Go, go, go, go fi di moon
Go, go, go fi di moon

Hey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin' stars

Somebody once ask, "Could mi spare some change fi gas?
Mi need fi get miself away from dis place"
Mi seh, "Yep, wah a concept, mi could use a likkle fuel miself
An we could all use a likkle change"

Well, di years start come an dem nuh stop come
Fed to di rules an mi hit di ground runnin'
Nuh make sense fi live without fun
Yuh brain get smart, but yuh head get dumb
So much fi do, so much fi see
So, wah wrong wid takin' di backstreets?
Yuh wi never know if yuh nuh go (go)
Yuh wi never shine if yuh nuh glow

Hey now, yuh a one all-star
Get yuh game on, go play
Hey now, yuh a one rock star
Get di show on, get paid
(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin' stars break di mold

(An all dat glitters a gold)
Only shootin' stars break di mold

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

DK West is Malaysian, not Jamaican. The resemblance is still there though lol

[–] BossDj@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Informer You no say Daddy me Snow me, I go blame A licky boom-boom down 'Tective man he says see Daddy me Snow me stabbed someone down the lane A licky boom-boom down

Police-a dem dey come and-a blow down me door One him come crawl through through my window So they put me in the back of the car at the station From that point on I reach my destination Where the destination reached was the East Detention Where they whipped down me pants and looked up me bottom

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

di copypastaWeh di fuck yuh jus fucking seh bout mi, yuh likkle bitch? Mi ago mek yuh know seh mi graduate top a mi class inna di Navy Seals, an mi did involve inna numerous secret raids pan Al-Quaeda, an mi have ova 300 confirmed kills. Mi get train inna gorilla warfare an mi a di top sniper inna di entire US armed forces. Yuh a nuh nutten to mi but jus anodda target. Mi ago wipe yuh di fuck out wid precision di likes a weh yuh neva si before pan dis Earth, mark mi fucking words. Yuh tink yuh can get weh wid seh dat deh shit to mi ova di Internet? Tingk agen, fucker. As wi a taak mi a contact mi secret network a spies across di USA an yuh IP a get trace rait now so yuh beta prepare fi di storm, maggot. Di storm weh wipe out di pathetic likkle ting weh yuh call yuh life. Yuh fucking dead, pikni. Mi can deh anyweh, anytime, an mi can kill yuh inna ova seven hundred ways, an dat is jus wid mi bare hands. Not only mi extensively trained inna unarmed combat, but mi have access to di entire arsenal a di United States Marine Corps an mi ago use it to it full extent fi wipe yuh miserable ass off di face a di continent, yuh likkle shit. If only yuh coulda know weh unholy retribution yuh likkle "clever" comment did bout fi bring dung pan yuh, maybe yuh woulda hold yuh fucking tongue. But yuh couldn't, yuh neva, an now yuh a pay di price, yuh goddamn idiot. Mi ago shit fury all ova yuh an yuh ago drown inna it. Yuh fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate that I can hear this as I’m reading.

I'm not even a native speaker and it still works.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 30 points 1 week ago
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

I've having a week and this is exactly what I needed. I'm now getting all my news from BBC Pidgin.

English headline: Trump wants to pause migration from 'third-world countries'

Pidgin headline: Who be di 'third world countries' Trump say im go permanently pause dia migration to US?

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It is with great pleusre that I inform you this is real.

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 15 points 1 week ago

"Me wan da poonani"

  • Steven Segal
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Daaaaay-oh!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do a Nigerian voice to help process my pain. But it doesn't work I keep doing it tho

Now read it back how in de voyce

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Dey eet da poopoo

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Hawaiian Pidgin is also pretty damn funny. Look up "Da Jesus Book".

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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