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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 152 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guys I know he is not perfect but it's understandable that people like him in a world where the average CEO drinks the blood of newborns daily.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh, so that’s why they’re all so prolife. Need to keep the source of fresh babies going…

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Don't get an abortion! Have that baby and dispose of it at your nearest "Leave your baby here for our coalition of friendly CEOs to take care of" location for a 25$ amazon gift card!"

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That fully sounds like a program a literal vampire would implement with wild success. Parents selling their kids for money happened in the past, so not even that much of a stretch. It does sound like a potential cobra problem though.

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[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I am a fan of Valve, but this is just way exaggerated. For example, encourages you to save money by having sales? Isn't that about manipulating you into buying more games than you would otherwise, because you perceive the value as being better?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

I fall for it every time and I couldn't be more proud

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Valve are certainly one of the best options for buying games other than sometimes GoG or directly from the developer. But this level of simping for Valve is odd.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Mmmm billionaire boot must be delicious

Steam is not a bad company but it is still a company that holds a lot of power, don’t forget that.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. I am a fan of valve but their complicity in cs:go skin gambling uhhh... gets worse and worse the more closely you look at it.

Its fair to appreciate the good they have done for linux and largely very consumer friendly business practices AND, companies are not your friends.

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 41 points 2 days ago

Valve's "hands-off" approach extends far beyond CS:GO gambling. They have the same willful negligence toward moderating their own official group chats.

For weeks, the official Steam Deck group chat has been flooded with racist slurs and hate speech. I and many others reported the individuals responsible, yet weeks passed with zero action taken.

Frustrated, I opened a formal support ticket. I detailed the offenses, provided evidence, and explained why a basic filtering system or active moderation is necessary for their own official spaces. Valve's response? They closed my ticket without taking any action at all. They have confirmed, through inaction, that providing a non-toxic environment in their official communities is not a priority.

This experience has made me lose a significant amount of respect for Valve. I will now be actively purchasing my games elsewhere in protest.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Steam has had this power for ages tho and never abused it to the disadvantage of customers.

Supporting companies that don't shit on consumers is equally important as boycotting companies that do.

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[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 86 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Gaben and steam are not perfect, but are monumentally better than what we would be stuck with on sony-soft

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 50 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They're succeeding by not actively running their platform into the ground, which is somehow inspiring and disappointing at the same time

[–] MinFapper@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's because they're a privately owned company. They can decide when to prioritize long term profits over short term profits.

Most of their competition are publicity traded companies that have no such luxury. They have to make next quarter's number higher no matter what.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago

The very core of pretty much every enshittification you can put a finger on

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

STEAM- Give a reasonable good platform for gaming.

OTHERS- Kill themselves with shitty optimization and spam policies.

STEAM - Sit. Enjoy the sunny day. Drink a coffee. Improve a bit the navigator to help you find new games.

OTHERS - Keep their shitty platforms unoptimized and double down on AI Slops.

STEAM - Doing some yoga. Walk the dog. Add an AI disclaimer for the games.

[–] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

BTW the way refunds work is that steam withholds the money for a month to pay refunds with it. The publisher has no say, they just get gross - 30% - VAT - refunds.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Also giving refunds is required by law in some countries, it's not like valve invented it out of the goodness of their heart.

Australia sued them into their current refund policy

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be a negative?

[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Well the op said it was out of their own pockets, this is saying that op's claim is fake.

The fact that you immediately got weirdly defensive about it tells me you think it's a negative, and I agree since this policy applies equally to EA garbage as it does for your cute little indie game.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is such a controversial person to discuss. On one hand, loot boxes, the steam market for trading, and a lot of gambling and profiteering going on. At the same time, all of the OP comments are also true.

Out of all the billionaires, I dislike gaben the least. The net good he's done for gaming may not balance the scales entirely, but at least there's a discussion to be had whether what gaben has done is for the better, or for the worse. Which is more than I can say about most billionaires I know of.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Hot take: ...but it's just fucking gaming tho... He's not fucking with manifesting some bullshit ideology throughout the world, he's not trying to leave his mark on history... And if he is, it's as a chill dude who gave us all a better alternative to piracy.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know this novel strategy that Valve employs might be difficult to conceptualize for people whose thinking only extends as far as "company evil, success bad", so let me summarize it in a format that is easier to understand:

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I receive: half-decent product

You receive: my money

end of story

The sad thing is that them having a half decent product is something special in this world

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[–] BendingHawk@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People saying that when Gabe dies so does Steam seem to be missing a piece of the puzzle.

From everything I've read and can tell they work using an ESOP (Employee Stock Ownership Program). Meaning each employee working there today is becoming partial owners in Valve. If you think they will allow some new face to show up when Gabe dies and flip the table you are missing the piece where the owners of this company are extremely well compensated today and a core part of making Valve successful today.

[–] Lee@retrolemmy.com 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A ton of companies have ESOP, but that doesn't stop enshitification because the employees generally don't own enough shares to exert control.

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[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They only began giving refunds when the European Union mandated it, back then only Origin (EA) gave refunds. Some times the EU is useful.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The EU definitely helped. I'll add that this was actually kicked off by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) in 2014. They took Valve to court over their insistence that they can ignore Australian Consumer Law rights - in particular that if a product is 'not fit for purpose' then the buyer is entitled to a full refund, with respect to games. Valve offered no possibility of refund at the time. The case dragged on, but Valve eventually lost and was told to pay several million in fines, they appealed it to the High Court of Australia in 2016 - and lost also on appeal.

The judge was pissed at Valve, and wrote in their ruling:

“Valve’s culture of compliance was, and is, very poor”. Valve’s evidence was ‘disturbing’ to the Court because Valve ‘formed a view …that it was not subject to Australian law…and with the view that even if [legal] advice had been obtained that Valve was required to comply with the Australian law the advice might have been ignored”. He also noted that Valve had ‘contested liability on almost every imaginable point’.

Valve are generally a very positive force in gaming, but they're definitely not the saints that OP image text implies.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/australia-fines-valve-over-steam-refunds

https://www.accc.gov.au/media-release/valve-to-pay-3-million-in-penalties-for-misrepresenting-gamers-consumer-guarantee-rights

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Believing that sales exist to save people money is the funniest shit i have ever seen.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Make a good product
Step 2. Corner the market
Step 3. Build up good will
Step 4. ...?
Step 5. Keep building up good will

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Step 4 is "buy the company that builds the yachts you like"

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[–] Archer@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was extremely impressed that Valve did an RMA replacement for one of my Index base stations even out of warranty. They explicitly did not have to do that. It’s been years but I’m still amazed

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

When he dies gaming lives on within us.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I think this is factually wrong, Steam only introduced refunds because they were forced to for the European market

[–] pogodem0n@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I believe it was Australia

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[–] frazw@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (6 children)

"Sells hardware at a loss to hook you into the steam ecosystem and make more money by selling you software" FTFY

Don't get me wrong, as companies go I like valve, but to say they aren't making decisions based on making more money and just out of altruistic motives is madness. Businesses that aren't healthy and competitive die, even if they have rabid fans.

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[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 days ago

2 words though "Kiddie gambling".

Sure Steam is one of the less evil companies out there, but they're far from innocent.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

I suspect translation later for ARM will be industry shaking

I'd say Zuckerberg's $77B disaster is not a forced mistake but a self-influcted wound. If anything, it's the Cambridge Analytica scandal that pushed him towards the rebrand they would have been better off without.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They sell their hardware at a loss?

Also, that's not necessarily because they put the consumers' needs ~~advice~~ above anything else. Sony and Microsoft do this all the time simply for market share.

Edit: didn't check autocorrect before posting

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not at a loss. We still don't know the prices of the new wave of hardware, but some Valve spokesperson has said that they wouldn't subsidize the price of the hardware with future game sales. They've also said, when the Steam Deck was launched, that affordability was a massive factor in the design, and that some of the decisions to make that happen were "painful".

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[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a fan of TF2, I'll quote another greentext: "does nothing, competition keeps shooting themself in the foot." It was about Overwatch vs TF2, but it's mostly similar.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Steam refused to issue refunds for a long, long time. In the end they started allowing refunds for everyone because governments started requiring it and it was easier to just allow them for everyone than having to do the legal footwork to have different policies based on geography.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

All of the Valve employees are making bank. I don't think they'll be changing their core values any time soon even if he dies.

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