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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 250 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 hours ago

I appreciate your support, daggermoon

[–] jdredbeard@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

That's exactly why Republicans like him.

Ah! Thank you for the context. I was lost for a second there. Also, agreed!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 130 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago

Let's be real, he'd be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 63 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.

https://www.lowkickmma.com/andrew-tate-claims-straight-men-with-girlfriends-are-gay-gets-roasted-online/

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 26 points 7 hours ago

That little piss stain is certifiably insane

[–] Piatro@programming.dev 12 points 7 hours ago

I'm only really aware of him as former (?) leader of private discords who have to pay to talk to him so this article made that idea even more ridiculous and funny than it already was!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 29 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.

Basically it's a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.

TL:DR can't have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

A real man shouldn't tie himself to a single woman. A real man should be fucking everything he can get his hands on.

There ya go!

[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking other men is actually the straightest thing you can do.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

It asserts dominance.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 hours ago

But he previously said "Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it ‘feels good’ is gay".... So that doesn't seem to match with him saying you're supposed to have sex with many women for fun.... What the hell is he saying?!?!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

No idea, maybe he thinks you fuck a rando and ask them to marry you that night, or maybe you are just supposed to fuck around permanently and shouldn't ever be with a woman for more than sex.. That's my best guesses..

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 45 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to be straight?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 45 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That's kinda gay bro.

Hard cock. Now that's manly.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

If being attracted to women as a guy make me gay, then I guess im gay lol

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Clicked expecting Steve Hughes. Got Steven Hughes. Am happy.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

One of my favorite standup sets of all time

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 27 points 5 hours ago
[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 26 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

No matter what this dude and people like him will never be happy.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I mean, we won't be either, but in both cases it's their fault.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

"What else can I say? Everyone is gay!"

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gays men.

Or exactly as much as you'd expect.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

These people somehow take themselves seriously

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 hours ago

Unfortunately some other people follow them and also take then seriously

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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Wasn't this clown in prison?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There are genuinely and unironically men out there who don’t wash their own arses because touching a man’s arse is gay.

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[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, that's fine. What's wrong with being gay?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Being gay is being gay, woman, child!

These things that man fuck and own!

Being fucked and owned is weak!

Being weak is not strong man!


I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Ooh, did he marry? /s

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.

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