Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it's usually the women who bring it up
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My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven't checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don't notice or don't care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
I've seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I've almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else's. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I've seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.
I've known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.
You choose your quality by the company you keep. Stay away from suits!
You can just call them psychopaths.
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
I dunno, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for 'planet' comes from the greek word for 'wanderer,' and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
So I guess they're okay. He didn't want me to touch his ball anyway.
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses...
I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.
Well, that was poetic.
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, when's the off-Broadway premiere!
I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ
just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?
The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you'd both end up with whole livers, and it's the most delicious of the organs.
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that's just me.
I've definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don't have a testicle kink.
I've seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It's just most people with balls are often very crusty.
"nobody"
What a fucking asinine comment. Don't project your opinions onto everybody else.
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
Dude knows ball
Loves it! Well good on em.
A million puns instantly spring to mind, but I won't use a single one. They're all low hanging fruit anyway.
My balls started sagging this year, speaking of low hanging fruit. I like it! My balls don’t stick to my legs when I jog anymore!
Mine have recently started dipping into the water if I sit amd get "too" relaxed, I hate it.
The toilet water? That sounds bad hahaha
Men will not complain about your stretch marks
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however...
"I don't have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer....."
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
I don't care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
Right. I've got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
They're kinda cute anyway.
mine are fun. i have very faint stripes in my body hair, and the stretch marks on my thighs almost match the pattern i already had. accentuates them a bit.
These some high quality memes you've got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
I'll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.
TIL my balls are Gelfling.
I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.
cute