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[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 149 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You know, I would 100% buy a phone from them if it runs Linux

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

With the amount of work they are putting in compatibility layers technology, I wouldn't be surprised if you could run The Witcher 3 on it out of the box.

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[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Me too, even if I could have more bang for my buck elsewhere.
Give it a decent camera, battery life and good security as well as privacy and take my money already!

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Having a Linux phone that has chroot compartments for Android apps is the dream.

[–] Lfrith@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Steam Xperia Linux phone would be a dream. I think if a Steam phone did well then other companies like Asus would jump into Linux phone.

Then suddenly we get mainstream alternatives to Android.

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[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly that but Jolla might be interesting for you. I had the first edition of the device in 2014 and I loved it.

Thry finally released a second gen hardware last year I think.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

I think it'd be Steam Sight, or Steam Sight Glass.

It fits the theme and is essentially a window to peer into steam pipes to assess how things are going. An easy view inside the system.

Also called View Port, Sight Window, and I think Sight Flow?

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[–] eta@feddit.org 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] s08nlql9@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago

not a pro memer yet

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Make it easily repairable like the Fairphone and then I'll be interested

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Unless it runs Linux, what's the fucking point?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Steam Deck: Already runs Linux.

GabeCube: Confirmed it will run Linux.

Steam Frame: Confirmed it will run Linux.

Obviously Valve has made no overtures whatsoever towards making a phone. But if they did, what on Earth would lead you to believe that it wouldn't run Linux?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You know what, value releasing a Linux phone is actually plausible. Like, they could totally do it. Lots of people would like it, they could enter a new market with an idea they would be willing to play to that the establishment absolutely refuses to…

Dude, you joke but this is a plausible path the Linux phones going mainstream.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Openness. So far, Valve hardware offering is not trying to coerce you into a closed ecosystem, is not trying to forbid you from doing whatever the fuck you want with your device, and is not trying to force you to do things their way. They come with Steam, but you can basically do anything with them. Including removing Steam if you desire. And you can peek under the hood all you want.

The current mobile phone market is either walled garden jail from Apple, where you have to follow their value to the T, broken iphone where you have to jump through hoops to get something that may or may not survive the next update at the whim of our corporate overlords, or Android, which I like the most, where Google can pull a fast one on you installing an app by hand if they so desire (yes, I know they sort of walked back… for now).

Today, I see the phone I own as a necessary liability because of banking apps and such. I'd like a phone that would feel more like a device I own and can somewhat trust.

Is Valve the best player for that? No idea. But no current player is. At best we got some software offering built to support a very limited subset of hardware, and that software offering is still tied to the upstream (usually AOSP) playing nice.

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[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I think linux is the point. Because Valve has put SteamOS on their VR headset (which uses the same processor I have in my phone) it would be expected for them to do the same to a phone. Having a phone with an optimized emulator, a normal linux for arm desktop mode, and Steam built in would be very nice IMO, there are a lot of PC games that play fairly well with on-screen controls or even one of those controller phone cases that you can buy, and it's very hard to find good mobile games in comparison. I have the app Winulator on my phone, which sort of does that same thing, except not insanely reliably, and with meh UX, and it can't really run Steam (last I checked, I couldn't get it to work, it might be easier now idk), and you can't run linux x86 or ARM apps or windows ARM apps through it like I think people will be able to on the Steam frame.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Isn't Steam Frame run in SteamOS(which is linux based) made for ARM chip?

While there likely won't be a steam phone, it technically exists as of now.

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Not sure I follow... A steam frame isn't a phone. It can't make or receive phone calls

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

What the other comment said. Since Valve is already half way there with their Steam Frame version of SteamOS(which run on ARM architecture, where phone and tablet also use) and Linux phone iirc do exists, it's only a matter on how much futher Valve wanna go. So as of now they "technically" already have half a steam phone.

[–] Osan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I think what they meant is that the technology exists since steam frame is an ARM based device it's just a matter of running it on different hardware and adding firmware support for things like phone calls and touch screens.

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[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I want a cyberdeck with cellular connectivity with talk/text.

[–] s08nlql9@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I imagine it will be a big deck

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 15 points 5 days ago

Yes please.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Gaming on a phone is an abomination. There are many fun time wasters but I want a phone that does less, not more. Internet, Camera, GPS, done.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

if steam made a phone it wouldn't be

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (14 children)

Valve: “there are things phones are good at. There are things phones are bad at. And there theres the failed attempts to blur the lines. We here at valve have watched others spin their wheels stuck in the mud with their brilliant efforts to make terrible ideas work. We have a different idea….

What about a phone that just does phone things and when it needs heavier lifting, it doesn’t rape your battery or wallet to get it done? Instead, it seamlessly reaches out to your already powerful gaming rig at home? You install an app on our phone, and that tells your pc at home to install the same app automatically. Now when you tap that icon on the Home Screen, your phone taps into the massive power and connivence of an already working rig at home and streams it to your device!

We are compatible with backbone, Xbox and PlayStation, and of course steam machine controllers.

We here at valve don’t see the merit of spending tons of money marketing a compromise. Sell it once. Do it right. If we do the damn job right, you’ll come back for more. No abusive lock ins.

We call it the steam whistle. Small, portable, cheap, but everyone will notice it.”

Tell me Valve can’t market that.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well, it would need to be open with open sauce drivers to run whatever OS you choose.

It would also have to be of higher spec.

Basically just take that Frame, cut the battery in half, change the cameras to 1" (wide & telephoto), swap the LCDs with one big ol' OLED, and cram it in a nice alloy body. And RGB lighting everywhere (kidding).

Maybe even make the hardware open so the folk can mod on various things like a qwery keebler.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Do you guys not have phones?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but we despise the companies behind them. Valve is still in good graces after all this time.

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[–] CobaltMetropolis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Valve should release a phone if they get into the mobile gaming industry of course steam isn't based around that, but it would be nice if valve at least officially port their games to there...

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but since the frame is arm based, a phone with clip on controller bits like the switch that could also play my steam games is absolutely something I would throw money at.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I’m a self proclaimed apple fanboy and I would seriously consider switching to a Linux phone by Valve. I have to admit all this hardware they’re releasing is quite intriguing.

[–] Toes@ani.social 8 points 4 days ago

Would be crazy if it was also running steamos (arch)

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Jebus. Ya, I'll take Valve's bloatware compared to anyone else's ... so far.
Until they get in bed with Facebook.
And push some new AI girlfriend on me.

Goddamn I wish I could build a custom phone OS like Arch. I would actually take the time and do that.
When I get a new phone, it takes me a couple weeks to strip out all the crap without disabling the devices primary functions. Lotta breaking shit and rolling back. It takes for fukin ever.

I know open linux phones are on the horizon, at least to some degree.
And when its a legit option, I'll shell out for a customizable phone.
Until then, I'll stick to my lobotomized moto-g.

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I kinda wanna hate that but, while pricy, it...it would be good, wouldn't it? It's Valve after all. It wouldn't be astounding. But it would be stable, reliable, accessible...

All dreams as of now but...

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

But it would be stable, reliable, accessible...

And have a 50% chance to be abandoned/unsupported in 2 years. In the real world they have zero reasons to release a standalone phone, (huge) maybe they could make a tablet for remote play.

[–] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

mobile gaming is one the biggest segments of the gaming industry based on revenue. depending on how scummy their intentions are, a GabePhone could be a very good business move

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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nowhere. This is speculation.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Not even speculation, just shitposting.

Valve has done a ton of work on expanding their level of access in the gaming sphere, from Proton to the new Fex, but they are a PC gaming company, period. Yes, they've had forays into selling movies and a light foothold on Android, but the movie sales were short lived and the Android support is limited. For all intents and purposes, their near exclusive focus is PC gaming.

SteamDeck doesn't run Android, it runs full Linux.

Other Linux phone variants are in such infancy I doubt Valve would want to take on such a project in it's current state. Maybe 10 years down the line, if their hardware gambits pay off.

Even then, mobile devices is a whole different ball game of working with cellular service vendors to get support for you device. Currently Valve doesn't have to work with any vendors other than traditional PC and game peripheral parts providers, they don't have to cut deals with xFinity or other ISPs to get their products to connect to them. They are not having to make deals with AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon. Getting into the phone sphere is such a huge undertaking, and while it's a fun thought, it's such a far-off and unlikely move for Valve.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

they are a PC gaming company, period.

And a hypothetical Steam Phone would be an ARM PC, dockable for a full PC experience but mobil use could be similar to XPeria Play. It's not a huge leap from Steam Deck formfactor-wise.

Not even speculation, just shitposting.

Valve confirmed that there are more ARM devices in the making. The type of device is speculation.

SteamDeck doesn’t run Android, it runs full Linux.

SteamOS on Frame is compatible with Android apps because it ships Waydroid. When Valve contributions to Waydroid surfaced months ago, I already speculated that it's probably a porting aid for Quest games to Deckard but as soon as the tech is there (which it is now), you can bet there is someone at Valve flashing SteamOS onto a Pixel phone or so, just tinker with it.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh what's fex? Sorry, I could probably Google this

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The new translation layer they've been working on for their new VR headset, the Steam Frame. Steam Frame runs on an ARM64 processor so Fex is a translation layer for x86/x64 games to play directly on the Steam Frame hardware (meaning if you install an x86/x64 game to the Steam Frame SD card, it will use the Fex translation layer to run the game natively and locally). Honestly, in my personal opinion, it feels like a bigger and more impactful project than even Proton because it's the first step to opening up PC gaming to other chip architectures other than the traditional x86/x64 Intel/AMD chips. What if you could buy an ARM64-powered Linux PC and still run your entire Steam library on it? That's the potential future here.

Don't feel bad about not searching for it, I like to have conversations with real people, and I don't mind doing my best to answer questions. Cheers!

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

I mean Arm is big on mobile, so my thought with this was to be honest their work here COULD open up the possibility of a Linux based steam phone.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

We’re in trouble if people are speculating on things posted in a shitpost section.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Not soon enough

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