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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 142 points 2 days ago (15 children)

I thought making >100,000 would be awesome but I'm just living paycheck to paycheck.

[–] Acsere@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I was just telling a co-worker the other day; growing up in a family of 4 with a stay at home Mom. We didn't struggle, 4 bedroom home, 2nd 2 car garage in the back my dad built, pool in the backyard (above ground, but a pool nonetheless) and my brother and I basically got what we wanted. The most money my dad ever made in a single year was about $80k as a union pipefitter. My wife and I both work full time, I make 6 figures alone plus her salary, with a single child who's now 16. We are barely making it in our 2 bedroom duplex. Which we were only able to purchase thanks to a USDA loan with zero down.

Edit: corrected grammar

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

80K 30 years ago is is 175K today, probaby more if you think about purchasing power.

you were upper middle class dude.

but also where you live matters. 6 figures is nothing in a major city. it's a lot in a rural area or minor city. six figures in nyc/sf/boston/seattle is a necessity for a studio apartment. if you make like 60-80K you need roommates.

my dad made like 25K a year so we had to live 2-2.5 hours from a major city in order to afford a basic life. when he retired at 66 he was only making 50K a year in 2004, and we still lived 1.5 hours from a major city even though we had 'upgraded' from the crappy rural town to a exurb.

[–] paraplu@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago

But wages haven't mixed to match. I'd be very surprised if pipe fitters are making anything close to 175k.

100k and up is still frequently thought of as being a well paying job.

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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's crazy, I feel so irresponsible but it's just the economic situation we're in.

I cannot find a single place to rent that's only 1/3rd of my income and not half.

People who have not looked for apartments or houses right now have no idea what the true cost is. We just moved and to rent a house in our old neighborhood (1700sqft, 2 car garage, nice suburb but build in the 80s, near the freeway) is $2100/month. The first apartment I rented out of college is now $1500/month and it was a 1 bedroom 650sqft. Not luxury or anything, a normal inner city apartment.

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Americans with six figure incomes are not the enemy. We need them on our side in the fight against the Americans with eight, nine, and higher figure incomes

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Lower 6 figures today is middle class. Or at least what middle class buying power was 40 years ago.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (17 children)

You can’t afford to buy a single family home on $100k/yr in my area. So I’m not sure it really meets the classic definition of middle class anymore.

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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Put bluntly, those who live off labour aren't the enemy. Those who live off property (aka others' labour) are.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Yes, but that definion isn't that clear cut anymore as it was during the industrial revolution. Common people have pensions, i.e. stocks. Workers 'invest' in their home as real estate. Executive managers can be still just workers even if they make a million bucks. The analysis isn't that cut and dry if lots of people have investments on top of their wage job. Everyone not living hand to mouth is a kind of petit-bourgeoisie. The vast majority are not proletariat anymore.

I don't want you to think I'm anti-leftist, because I definitely support significant redistribution and an end to capitalism. Just want people to think a bit further than mid-19th century definions and analysis which I think no longer hold. Alternative suggestions are welcome

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you can't quit your job and live off your investments and previous earnings, you are firmly in the proletariat.

Lumping in those who day trade on T212 with those buying into investment schemes at the clubhouse isn't helpful. "It's a big fucking club" and it's pretty obvious whether you're in it or not.

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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

100k when you are salaried and working 70 hours while technically is still 100k it's not really lol.

Average that shit out and stop lying to ourselves. 500k a year? Yeah fuck those people. 100k a year? Join us. Burn it all down.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Also, a quick reminder that it's not normal to be working 70 hours a week.

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[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I used to make low 6 figures. Work owned me. I had to be reachable nights, weekends, holidays, vacations. 50 hour weeks were slow weeks. I finally walked away. Money is no good if you don't have time to enjoy it. I make half of what I used to make but am much happier. I actually get to spend time with my wife, hobbies, and friends.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I used to make well into six figures as a programmer. Now I drive a school bus and I'm vastly happier. I'm always surprised when I wake up on a Monday morning and realize that I'm not dreading going to work (I actually look forward to seeing my elementary school kids). I make less than one-sixth of what I used to but I have savings and already own my house outright, so it's all good.

It's going to suck when AI takes over for CDL holders, however.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

My sister, who earns several times the average income of the city she lives in:

  • constantly complains about taxes. She says she wants to pay, believe it or not, zero taxes, because "what is she getting in return for that money anyway? Nothing"
  • complains about how she "has to" work "four jobs" (she means 4 clients) then she casually drops something like "I saved up enough to buy two apartments. I want to buy and rent and quit my job". She sees herself as someone who HAS TO work multiple jobs for rent and food
  • she constantly complains about how poor people "pay less taxes" than her and absolutely hates anyone who works a low-income job as if they're "dirty" or something. I assume if "no taxes" is her wet dream, then "everyone pays the exact same amount regardless of their income" is something she'd be ok with
  • this is happening in the EU, with free healthcare and all that, so she's getting plenty out of the taxes she pays (or would, if she didn't insist on using overpriced private clinics instead and hell knows what other "rich people" alternatives)

She's not poor. She's practically a one percenter. She's just upset it's a lot of effort saving up to buy property to turn her favorite hobby of "fucking the poor" into a job by becoming a "professional landlord". I don't need Trump. I have Trump at home.

Most rich people I've met are disconnected assholes... I'm sure some are cool, and where I'm at they tend to vote liberal (but not progressive), but goddamn I have not a thing to share or discuss with them. Bless'em and may I never wait on them or paint their house or be their nurse or anything like that, cause I'm not putting up with their attitude.

Sorry if I sound like a dick. Just blowing off steam.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What have I ever gotten from paying my taxes?

Except the roads of course, that goes without saying

And okay, okay, police keeps order and makes it we have a lawful nation

And sure, sure, firemen will always be there to protect my house from burning down but that's nothing!

And I had free education, but come on, isn't that what you'd expect at the very least?

Nothing!

And okay, they did get me free healthcare too, fine, but that's nothing

Investments to promote local businesses? Fine..

So aside from the roads, police, firemen, education, healthcare, investments, what have taxes ever done for me?

Nothing!

People like that feel like a Monty Python sketch

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Your sister is a piece of shit.

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[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (17 children)

I love not having kids. I'm happy I have a small dog.

[–] 123@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

FYI private equity has come for veterinarians. It made more sense when we confirmed the vet we took our small dog was one of those once they started recommending a lot more procedures that we knew would be requited for our dog's condition. Also familiarize yourself with the "emergency pet hospitals" in your area, those are prime locations to extract several thousand dollars on a visit. Avoid them.

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[–] DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

More than half of six-figure earners said they would have to double their income to feel financially secure. 

“People used to feel when you got to six figures or above that it was a sign of financial stability,” said Libby Rodney, chief strategy officer and futurist at The Harris Poll.

Mr. Rodney is full of shit, whether he knows it or not. There was a study done on the psychology of earning more money than you need to live. There's an interesting phenomenon that arises; people always think they need more to feel secure. $100k feels they need $150k, $400k needs $600k, and this pattern continues all the way up to $15m, on average. I wouldn't be surprised if the peak is even higher nowadays, the study was conducted in the early 2000's I think. I will come back and edit this with more details of said study so I'm not just talking out my ass.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I thought that there was a study that showed limited returns on happiness beyond a certain threshold ($75k at the time, which is now surely well out-of-date).

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those could both be true. People feel like they need $125k more to be secure, but when they get it, it doesn't make them as happy as they thought it would. They need another $25k more to feel that way.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Honestly, I suspect limited returns come as you fill in a checklist.

  • Are you and your family clothed, fed and relatively safe?

  • Are you working only one job per person?

  • Is your family healthy and/or getting adequate healthcare?

  • Is your family at least getting an entire high school education under their belt?

  • Do you have safe and marginally convenient transportation?

  • Do you at least have enough money for occasional entertainment outside the house

  • Do you have a second bathroom?

  • Do you have at least a small line of credit?

  • Do you have a retirement? Will you be able to retire?

You don't need all that, but once you cross that line, having more money around for things doesn't make you happier.

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[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, people's goals change and "secure" means something different.

When I was making half as much as I am now, I felt fairly secure. I could pay my rent, I had no credit card debt, and I had a few months' worth of savings. Money was not a day-to-day worry. Most of my peers were in debt and/or living paycheck-to-paycheck so I felt like I was living large.

Now I am objectively more secure but I feel less secure because I am thinking about retirement, childcare, college funds, and elder care. I have nowhere near enough savings to retire in the foreseeable future. I honestly don't know if I'll ever get there.

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[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I make low six figures, definitely not in survival mode. I’m probably abnormal, as I grew up with money insecurity, and had to file bankruptcy in the early 2010s.

When my income started going up, after a certain point I just started living like it didn’t. I save 30-40% of my pay every month. I’m not cheap, but I’m frugal and willing to wait for sales on stuff if it’s not something I need right this moment.

I have well over a year of expenses in a HYSA.

I bought my last car in 2020 for 24k USD fora new previous year model that was still on the lot and paid 1/3rd cash up front with a zero interest deal financing to keep the monthly cost down.

Paid off all my debts, student loans, everything but the mortgage. And since I work remotely and am an introvert, my wife and I moved to the rurals and got a mortgage for half of what it would be in our previous city. I will likely have it paid off in 2-3 years, maybe 6-7 years into a 30 year mortgage.

Living on six figures had not been all that difficult. I don’t even really think about money anymore and it’s a weight off me. It’s living on six figures while keeping up with the Joneses, celebrity influencers, and advertisers, going into massive debt for sake of appearances and potentially invoking the envy of others to prove you’re somehow better or you’ve “made it” and “deserve it” … that’s hard.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

life is easy if you live on a budget.

vast majority of americans, of any income level, low or high, absolutely refuse to do that.

most of their consumption is impulsive and based on peer pressure. most common example is how many people buy cars that are like 50%+ of their salary. I knew so many people buy 40-50K cars on 60-70K salaries then constantly whining about how expensive their car was....

when i was making 60-70K... I bought a 20K car. but of course everyone made fun of me for being 'cheap' and driving a 'shitbox'. etc. apparently I was supposed to buy a overpriced luxury car like a BMW/Mini or SUV?

I've had so many girlfriends... who just lost their shit at me for not spending my money on stupid expensive shit. Once I had one go through my bank statements, find out I had 50K in cash (was saving for a house), and demand I spend it on taking her on a trip to Africa. I said no and she flipped out and screamed at me, called me names, and we broke up. In her mind I was huge selfish asshole for 'hoarding' my money to buy a house and not spending it on taking her traveling.

I broke up with 3 different women too because when it came to living together talk, they basically refused to budget. and when I found out how much they were spending... well it was over. They were spending like 120% more than they made and just piling up debt year after year with credit cards and personal loans. And when you tried to explain to them that was not how you become financially secure, they just told you what a rich asshole you were and that you should be 'generous' and give them your money to 'help' them.

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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

yeah we're in for a real good time in this country when the middle class can no longer service the debts they've taken on, historically that's just a grand ol' time to be alive in a capitalist nation state built entirely on credit and debt...

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[–] Redditsux@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This was some years ago - even before the first Trump presidency - I read a perfectly reasonable sounding piece from someone about how he's struggling as a dual-income family making $400,000 a year. There's the mortgage for the house and the summer home and the vacation condo and the kids' tuitions at prestigious schools and family vacations and the 401ks and the kids' college tuition funds and how there was NOTHING LEFT after the bare necessities!

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (34 children)

Couple of observations. I am the sole earner in our house. I am fortunate that I make about $140k and we live suburban Texas. In our family of 4 our basic expenses are as follows.

Mortgage is $2100/ month

Homeowners insurance $400/ month

Property tax $200/month

Car insurance $185/month

Electricity $250/month (average)

Natural gas $40/month

Water+trash $200/month

Internet $90/month

Streaming (disney/netflix/audible) $45/month

Groceries $400-600/month

Gas $200/month

Toll roads $50-100/month

Cell phone $200/month

Coffee once a week $40/month

Date night food (once a week) $500/month

Fucking health insurance for the family is $750/month (my contribution, my employer pays the majority)

Roughly $6250/month give or take.

We don't have consumer debt, no car notes, no child care (stay at home parent cares for the kids) no daycare, and no paid child activities.

That is just our fixed expenses, something always comes up so obviously there is more but its inconsistent.

My car is a 2019 wrx that was $30k we paid it off last year but the note on that was $470/month. I couldn't get that car for that price today.

We have an older suv for my partner and I have an old pickup that sits unused unless we need to make a hardware run, those vehicles are paid for, no loans and have been for 10+ years.

Our last house was purchased for $191k in 2016 and we sold it for $295k this past year.

Our insurance went from $1200/year to $4800 per year on that house before we sold it. Similar thing with property taxes.

Unless you have managed a 10% return or salary increase, your money doesn't go as far as it used to.

I am happy to pay my fair share of taxes. For what I am paid, I feel like its reasonable to contribute more in taxes based on my earnings, but as a result, my take home is obviously not $140k. So when you figure fixed expenses are ~$75k, plus my 401k contributions, savings for my kids college fund, and incidentals for stuff like car tires, birthdays, christmas, house repairs, medical expenses, etc, its relatively easy to eat up the remainder of that pool.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And all these rich jerks saying if you stop paying for streaming services you'll be rich too

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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (7 children)

A "six figure income" is such a stupidly relative term. What a useless fucking metric.

First of all, that could literally mean anything from $100,000 to $999,999 a year. Someone making nearly a million dollars a year is not "in survival mode", even in the highest cost of living areas.

Second, it depends on where you live. If you live in the middle of BFE Arizona or Minnesota, having a ~$100k salary could mean you're living like a king. Living in San Francisco or New York, you're probably living in a shoebox apartment.

I'm barely one of these "six figure" people. I make $103k per year. However, I also am the sole income for my family of 5, which means I pay for everybody's health and dental insurance premiums. These are over $1200 a month. I also live in a moderately high cost of housing city where the cheapest, bombed out, sub-900 sq ft house is going for 1/5th to a quarter of a million $ plus. My neighbor has a 973 sq ft home with non-working plumbing, a roof that has shingles coming off and leaks, single pane windows, and foundation issues. His house has an estimated value of $237k if it sold today.

After taxes, nearly half of my salary alone goes to just housing and healthcare and I do not live in a fucking McMansion. My house is around 1000 sq ft. And I still need to keep the lights on, pay for gas, pay the water bill, pay for groceries........Oh and don't forget about student loan debt to get that income. Have fun paying that at $600-700 a month. If I was renting instead of having a mortgage, I could not afford to live here.

Now I'm not "in survival mode", as this article would have you believe, but I'm also not exactly "thriving". If I lost my job, my family would be unable to live beyond.....something like 2-3 months. And with the job market cratering in the tech world (which is my career market) right now, it scares the shit out of me. Literally keeps me up at night with anxiety.

What I'm trying to say is that not even us "middle class" folks are doing super great. We're currently teetering on the edge of a knife and, with continually rising costs, will likely fall into "upper-lower class" territory in the next decade.

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

scares the shit out of me

this is by design. by funneling all your moneys further and further up the food chain, they both ensure you'll never take their place and keep you obedient and compliant. lest "something" happens, and you end up in an even worse situation

you and i don't exist to "thrive." we're here to generate more wealth for our owners, and to be hoodwinked into thinking this is the way it's supposed to be

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well. I made 35k in 1996 so apparently my salary has kept up with inflation, maybe? Google says that is like 75k today. 106.4% increase.

Together we do hit that 6 figures but

Housing cost increased by 500%

Grocery cost increased here by 500%

Electric bills by 300%

Those are the essentials, right? Other things, clothing and gas, didn't go up as much but I drive less and (except for menopause, damn you) stay pretty much the same size and bought some items that last well, so it's more discretionary.

I figure I'd have to be making closer to 200k to be making my 1996 salary with regard to essentials. Maybe more. I'm certainly NOT making that.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I think a simpler way of pointing this out is that the median US household income is $80k. A $100k household income is only 25% higher than average. It's a pretty normal income. We just have "a six figure salary" as part of our cultural memory as some huge amount.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If the "six figures" people are in survival mode then what about the other 90% of the population with 5 figures or less?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

The point is that even six-figure earners are struggling.

And there's something to that. People with 6-figure incomes tend to work in more metropolitan areas where housing is very expensive. I make about 80 grand, and the only reason I'm getting by at all is because my drive to work is about 2 hours with traffic. A modest 1br apartment in the city where I work is about $3,000/month.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Cost-of-Living matters, but I think what you said is part of the point of the article.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Survival mode" was basically my family's first few years as new immigrants before we managed to move on from that stage. I don't think we even had "6-figures", far from it.

Now the entirety of America get to experience what is it like to be an immigrant lol.

Still remember in Brooklyn, I was in elementary school. I was in an afterschool program than ran until 6PM, I was just waiting, as the clock ticking... minute and minute goes by, other kids get picked up from school. Until there are only a few kids left, then someone enters the cafeteria where us kids were waiting, I thought is that mom?, but it was someone elses parent... this goes on and on... until I was the only one left. But my mom still hasn't come. 6:30PM. I was so afraid CPS was gonna get involved. Authorities were terrifying for me as a kid. I mean, who knows, immigration status could've been at risk. This scene repeats itself very often.

Mom had work until very late, so get picked up very late. Not always the last one, but always very late, the last few, but then there are days where I get very ublocky and end up being the last one to get picked up.

I get so anxious and scared and felt so alone, until my mother shows up.

You can guess why I eventually end up with depression.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I live on benefits, about $1,200 a month, and have the good fortune to only be obligated to pay for internet, fuel, some services like VPN+Email+Anti-virus, and food. For most of the past decade I was able to squirrel away about $200 to $300 a month into an ABLE account, but the last few years that has become increasingly difficult. In fact, I don't think that I saved any money at all for this year.

My game 'plan' was to just let my ABLE collect interest and use that for my annual computer after a new AMD socket has been released, buying the best endgame gear for the prior standard. I spend most of my time on my PC, so I figure a expensive computer would be my 'big ticket' item every decade. Never once I have had a vacation to see new things or do stuff beyond the house, because it felt incredibly wasteful for my situation. I would have to cut more of my food budget if I want to save up for the next PC in 2030. This assumes that things like buying new tires doesn't come up, or medical issues.

I don't feel good about the future. My circle of possibilities shrinks every year.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wish I was making even $50k. I don't really think leaders in this country care about the majority of Americans. They see what we make, they KNOW the majority of us are struggling, but they refuse to help anyone but themselves.

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[–] Hannibal@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Six figure income? I don't get that, maybe they have kids or something. They're lucky, I'd dream to have a job that even paid 60k.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Here's the thing about making more money, you tend to spend more money. If someone making $120k lived like they were only making $60k they wouldn't be in "survival mode".

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is more or less it.

When I made 45k and rented a room I had a lot of expendable income. I could put 6% in a 401k, pay insurance, and still go out and party on weekends.

Making 125 with a mortgage and 2 kids feels kinda rough some months. I wouldn't call it a struggle. I have a lot of comforts and security. I just don't have any expendable income.

I think what's different for me now is, in the past, I could get by crashing on someone's couch if things got bad. I'm low maintenance. Today, I HAVE to have that mortgage payment. If I don't cover that Pre-K payment I've failed my family. It's not a struggle per se, but it's a different kind of stress.

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