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Wouldn't want to accidentally grab a white kid in blackface /s
with the exception of two brief situationships I was in cus women suck.
This is part of the problem. You're blaming an entire gender because you ended up in situationships.
Even if those two women are 100% at fault, you're not just blaming women, but saying that all women "suck".
women don’t wanna be talked to for more than small talk
This is part of the problem. Why are you talking "to" women and not "with" them? What do these two different phrases ("talking to" and "talking with") look like? There's a huge difference.
Plus getting out is anxiety provoking
This is part of the problem. It's natural for some people to have anxiety. If you have the means, see if this can be treated by a specialist.
But if you interpret all the jokes as "things he wants to do"? Probably pretty good odds
Hah, I guess it lasted a long time. Pretty sure people in my school were saying it at least a decade prior
I look closely at labels and quantities, etc...but I also look at quality, made-in-my-country-ness, etc.
I don't need anybody to buy my groceries. I might even politely decline because someone could use it more.
The other signs sound spot-on, though.
Dr Pepper. And Vanilla Coke!
Being smart doesn't mean they know everything. They would probably get it if they read up on it, but not every gamer reads up on the health effects of a sedentary lifestyle, etc.
I get that people have different hobbies. My primary hobby is gaming. I'm introverted. I enjoy working remotely. I like my job, but I'd still quit if a passion project could support my life.
If I were stagnating by spending all of my time with hobbies and not improving myself or my future, I'd hope that someone would help snap me out of it.
Or they're counting on mom and dad's money until the parents pass away. Could be in denial about how much time they have and how easy it would be to get a job when that time comes.
Colombian killed
Usually, sentences go noun-verb. So who did this Columbian kill?
Colombian killed in U.S.
Oh, a Columbian was killed. In the US, of all places! What happened?
Colombian killed in U.S. strike
Oh, weird. I wonder what kind of strike (maybe the government shutdown?) resulted in this Columbian getting killed.
Colombian killed in U.S. strike was on a fishing trip,
Oh, that doesn't make sense that there'd be a strike in the same place as a fishing trip. Wait, was he not in the US at all?
Make Headlines Have Propositions/Articles Again! (or whatever grammatical components are necessary to make headlines easier to parse; less garden path-y)
Colombian WHO WAS killed in A U.S. [MILITARY?] strike was on a fishing trip, wife claims
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