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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Always Tell the Truth"

Buddy, I have some really disappointing news for you.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

please don't tell him 'til i'm done offloading all these hats

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 17 points 1 day ago

That translates to "always tells things I want to believe are the truth."

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, this is their car when they’re practicing “self control?”

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think I've ever felt more invisible than being told I hate trump an unhealthy amount. It's not even that I hate him, it's just that I have a real big fucking issue understanding how anyone could not see through his shit within a second. If you've read any news one time, once a year, you are educated enough to stop and enter an existential crisis.

Even when someone says "well I just don't pay attention to politics."

It's so in your face that you don't have to. You literally have to be a camel to not see right through it on accident.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He somehow has these chucklefucks SEVERELY brainwashed bro.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's legitimately deity level worship, it's crazy

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

Religious people are taught from birth to blindly believe what is told to them by authority figures and to take things on faith instead of thinking critically. It's no big surprise that people like that are easy to manipulate and prone to worshipping said authority figures.

[–] VocationConfining@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People may disagree on the politics, but I think the majority would agree there is at least 1 wrong bumper sticker on that car.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It is the Tasmania devil push, isn't it?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Under a stuffed head of this guy, literally draped in a red flag.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 24 points 1 day ago

I don't understand people who worship politicians.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Supposedly, God chose Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump as his prophets. What kind of shit ass God would chose those dirtbags? Even if he existed, why worship an asshole like that?

At least Zeus was up front about being an asshole.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

Old Testament bachelor party God is back.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

Someone censored the license plate just in case this person is too shy to have their political views publicly known.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 16 points 20 hours ago

You just know the owner plastered the car with words like Joy, Knowledge, Self-control and Virtue because deep down they know they have none of those qualities and hope that this ritual will manifest them.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Joy, knowledge, self control, and virtue:

He’s got none of them.

[–] LurkyLoo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Well someone has TDS in that interaction for sure.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I bet dollars to doughnuts they look at young girls in a creepy way.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 9 points 21 hours ago

He really had the nerve to have a sticker that says "self control" on that vehicle???

[–] pix_wbmr@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

This is a mental illness if I've ever seen one.

I’d bet money this person has accused others of virtue signaling

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Who says this guy supports any of this crap?

He's just a good business man who knows how to sell easy product to a hungry audience.

This guy is a genius.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

TDS?

To me this means Total Dissolved Solids

[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Trump Derangement Syndrome. It is/was a derogatory term used by MAGAts when sane people expressed concern about putting a pedophile who attempted to violently overturn an election in charge of the government rather than holding him and his enablers accountable

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

The Daily Show

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Didn't they hear, maga is make Argentina great again...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Rolling troll.

[–] BioDriver@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

These people are unwell

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That steel bar over the top of the car somehow makes that photo look fake.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

There's another over the front too - they don't look load bearing but that seems to be the idea

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Derangement in mind. Cool car though

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

'SELF CONTROL' I'm not seeing much here...

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn't THIS bad, but I remember recently a massive lifted truck revving its engines in our small town, flying massive trump flags on it went by while I was out for a walk with my husband. I commented, "Now there's a guy who really wants you to know he's an asshole" and this dude turned around and gave me the UGLIEST look and shook his head at me lmfao.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Some guy in a huge, lifted truck with trucknuts "rolled coal" all in my face about 6 months ago at a protest and I didn't even know that was a thing before that. Whatthefuuuuccccccccck.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

potato. just one. straight up the tailpipe.

[–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That Taz really ties it all together

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't Taz an illegal immigrant?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It's certainly brown.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

The one bumper sticker that says self control 😁

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

hello? police? there's a pedophile driving around the neighborhood.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

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Wonder if they know about their idol's past escapades?

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The kind of person who does this to their car won't believe it's true, while simultaneously defending it as him doing nothing wrong because all the liberals say it's okay to do it, which also doesn't mean admitting Trump actually did it, because he didn't, and this is also proof that Dems did much worse things, even though it's not real and just a plot to destroy Trump and let Satan rule over the world.

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

TDS is a Swiss army tool for controlling what their base thinks and dealing with negative press. I don't know if it evolved organically or was created, but promoting the idea that anyone who says anything negative about Trump is hysterical, jealous, and irrationally hell-bent on destroying him has been insanely effective for them.

It's less about you and more about enabling nutcases like this guy to be complete and utter tools for what they think is a greater cause. You can already see it in use with the Epstein files along with their other grand slam propaganda tools.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You could bottle the smell inside that vehicle and use it in chemical warfare.