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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a cisgender woman and, believe it or not, I have a natural beard. I suspect there are more women like me than you think, it's just most of them shave more. I'm not afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a man pretending to be a woman, I'm afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a transphobe accusing me of being a man

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The whole thing is about controlling women in essence. These people try to define what a proper woman is; how they should look and act, how they should be, and then enforce that over everyone. Bathroom laws are a good example, as is accusing all athletes that don't fit petite feminine stereotype being trans as well. These demands of "proper" will also get more and more narrow if they get foothold. Don't want to wear dresses and make up? Too hairy, too tall? Too loud, too smart? Too bad, you're not a woman and deserve to be assaulted.

Any woman, trans or cis, supporting any form of transphobia is shooting themselves in the leg. Especially terfs are asinine since they're even pretending to be for women's rights while simultaneously doing their best to eradicate them

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so hypocritical. They say you're objectively male or female and that there is no grey area and then they start saying cis women, with vaginas and XX chromosomes, aren't women?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Yes! Makes no fucking sense. Transwomen are men when it's convenient, but these people sure as hell won't actually consider them as men either since even feminine cis-men are mocked and called women by a lot of this crowd... I guess the whole argument would actually be "there's only men and women!! And these other things that aren't even people" if they were honest

internet conservatives get upset if a woman has a light peach fuzz in a videogame cover.

they don't need an excuse to target women.

one of the best things about being a guy is that my beard keeps me face warn through the winter. I hope you enjoy doing so as well

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Oi! You got a loicense for that?"

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

oh the classic boob inspector.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why thrice? It implies it was good enough for more than one watch, but three seems like such an arbitrary number?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

First time: Discovery

Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn

Third time: Nostalgia

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have been calling them "the genital inspectors" for the past year. That's ultimately it. They obsess over other people's junk.

Wouldn't want those kinds of people near schools.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Often it's children's junk their obsessed with. Absolute perverts

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is the world conservatives want to create.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Oi 'ave you got your foreskin license for this thing?"

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't forget when you were 5 years old and adults would tease you about marrying the girl you were playing with. It's perfectly normal when they bring up heterosexual relationships with a child. They see two tiny children playing and they say, paraphrased, "you gonna bang her when you grow up? Teehee"

But telling children they can be gay or the gender they identify as is wrong, grooming, sexualizing children, etc.

We're just supposed to enforce traditional roles I guess. If we want to teach kids who to fuck, we do it with traditional heckles like "are you two getting married when you grow up?"

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

GOP: Genital Optics Police

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

They just do that every few minutes alternating between each other making sure guys still got a dick and gals a vagina.... Have you checked that guy yet?

My wife doesn't even wanna check mine at all. Very Democratic.

Gimme more of those traditional family values

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That’s just the republicans on any topic.

[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important....like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Absolutely haram