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I pick up the newspaper and everyday there’s a new horrible story about him that’s somehow become trite since all this oaf does is disparage other, loaf about, and take what he can from others to engorge himself. He’s ruining this country in every way, shape, and form but somehow he has millions of cult followers. He’s above any punishment yet forces us to suffer his existence like some sort of sick, kafkaesque joke. This absolute piece of shit has no redeeming qualities and yet we let him keep breathing air. It’s impossible to scroll online without seeing his gross orange face pop up on screen. I swear if I hear him say “I hate Mondays” or “I love lasagna” one more time I am going to lose it. Save us from this Garfieldian agony.

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

You had me going there

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The only reason he's an arsehole is that he doesn't like lasagne.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

The real reason to hate is always in the comments

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I had one of his McDonald's clear glass colorful lead-paint collectors mugs in the 1980s.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Calm down Nermal!

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

This motherfucker got to be in movies and TV too, as if ruining the internet isn't enough. Every childhood memory I have is tainted by his selfish orange ass.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's been dead for 25 years.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The thing is, dark money and Russian disinformation have installed a political machine in place that Trump is just the face of. As the face of this he has disturbed institutions of government and American life, as well as globally, which I think will take years to repair. It's a global far right power grab, so even if he does die, there's still a lot to fix.

However it's his peculiar charisma that for whatever reason these people respond to in ways that they don't to traditional dyed in the wool Republicans like Romney or McCain that is why they've been so successful, and when he dies finding a replacement for him will be difficult for them. The journalist Maggie Haberman says the way he will go into a room of these people and charm everyone in there is genius, really, even though his terrible personality is what his campaign was based on, really. He makes them laugh, my Canadian coworker who isn't in any way a MAGA still likes him because he makes her laugh, which makes no sense because he's not funny, but it's the shock of him openly being what all of them really are underneath, racist and hateful and bigoted, that seems funny, I think anyway. His weird appeal probably can't be replicated by anyone else.

So in my opinion him dying will have a major impact on the success of this political monstrous machine they've created, without question, but they've wrecked a lot of things along the way that will take a lot to restore, and my guess is that the Democrats will just let some things stay as they are.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What kind of cake should I bake when it happens?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Lasagna seems like a better choice?

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Chocolate with raspberry filling!!!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I can't wait to piss on his grave.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

The Land of the Flee

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

some people make the world better with their passing. others make the world better with their passing.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

RIP Jane Goodall :( I'm still a bit sad about that one

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Here's a little something else to think of. The government is shut down, so the purse strings are closed. And yet, a private "donation" is being given to the military. By a man who apparently has a problem with Venezuela. At the same time the world's most powerful warship, along with its associated battle group, has been pulled out of Europe to go play drug cop in the Caribbean Sea.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Only if it's from natural causes. In case you hadn't figured it out sooner, he'd otherwise become a martyr. You think the Charlie Kirk stupidity is bad? Imagine how bad it world be if the cult's object of worship was popped. Such a martyrdom would give the cult something to rally around after his end. If he dies naturally, however, the cult is FAR more likely to descend into infighting with a side of conspiracy theory, and tear itself apart as all the horrible people tried to scramble for whatever they could get by stomping on each other. Cults are complex monsters but have ways to survive the death of their leaders.

[–] SanicHegehog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there's always going to be a "JD had him killed" conspiracy theory.

Yeah, all the morons were celebrating Kirks death. Making memes and videos and some even calling for the rest of his family to be murdered as well. Even his kids!!! And what happened? His popularity went through the roof. He was just some name before. A talking head that you heard about had said something dumb every now and again. Now everyone knows who he is, and worse those on the right are all singing his praises and turning point USA exploded with millions in donations and over 100,000 requests to start new chapters.

When that dude did take shot at Trump, it only energized and emboldened MAGA and conservatives in general. Contributions, voter turnout, volunteers, all increased dramatically. And, we then had to have that fucking photo plastered everyone afterwards of "triumphant" fist bump right after.

People celebrate this shit, but fuck me, its the worst fucking thing you can do. And history shows this. When MLK was killed, same thing happened. Support for his cause went through the roof. Doing the very opposite of what his killers would have wanted. Gandhi, Harari, Biko, Malcolm X, Kennedy, and many, many more, all killed hoping to achieve one goal, but ending up strengthening the resolve of those they hoped to intimidate or control. Hell, even Caesar's assassination over 2000 years ago proves this point. They killed him to save the Republic, and in doing so, destroyed the Republic and The Empire was born.

History is clear, just leave people to fuck up on their own. Killing them rarely works.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

When Donny dies it will be the 2nd Independence Day for this country, or at least “most” of it.

[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll be glad when he is no longer in power. I'm equally afraid of who will succeed him. Could our angry Americans please use their anger to change the absolutely insane system by which a president is elected and then invest wholesale in education? That's just two examples I could think of off the top of my head. What's good about getting rid of the orange only to fall into a fruit salad?

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe Garfield could be a fun new nickname? Like winnie the pooh for that chinese trump...

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm hella pissed that someone decided to shoot Charlie Kirk instead of anyone who really would have made a difference with their death.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

remember when thatcher died and "the witch is dead" popped up in the charts? when donald dies his gravestone better be non stick and have a handle for flushing.

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