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This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards
Currently I have bottles for:
Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.
The last one is what has been declared "The bottle of the unknown bad guy", it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is "Good riddance".
The last bottle should be for Nermal, that little annoying punk
The antagonist of the Garfield comic?
Yeah of course. This post is about Garfield
Well thats what I get when I wake up way too early...
I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.
Yes, Nermal was the evilest, everyone despised Nermal.
I have a whole ass case of assorted fine Lebanese wine for Natenyahu, stashed away in my family’s old home in the mountains.
Here’s hoping he doesn’t get to it before I do.
What about Peter Thiel?
What about Vance and the whole heritage foundation?
I love how so many people clearly didn't read the entire post, lol.
I read it all and it doesn’t make sense. Garfield really doesn’t fit most of the things said, like he isn’t online all the time, isn’t ruining America, etc.
I guess that makes it a shit post.
I may have Garfield Derangement Syndrome
"Isn't running America" jfc millions of dollars was spent for a sick slow-rolling display of his delusions of prowess in Kennywood. He got his own prime-time TV show. His fame and existence is a testament to the gullibility of the USA population.
John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.
An old quote I remember often: "the best thing to come out of his mouth will be his last breath"
I've decided to hold parties for when horrible people die. Fuck them.
There's an appropriate song called "Gonna Throw a Party (When You Die)" by a band called Attractive Eighties Women.
Right??? I recently saw a post that included a simple image of a bottle of champagne with a fancy label with the words HES DEAD. What I love is that we all know who he is.
#ReleaseTheArleneFiles
I can't believe Jon wasted his time with that hussy.
Not a lot of people read all the way to the end, huh...
Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.
It goes far, far deeper than that. I recommend you listen to this to get a full grasp on just how twisted his schemes really are: https://youtu.be/D503ScaSGc4
You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.
Sorry Jon
I was told there's an English lord who was so reviled that when he died they rolled a massive rock onto his grave lest he ever rise again (rumors that he dabbled in magic might have informed the decision).
That would be appropriate for Trump. Or similarly, bury him in a deep geologic repository (where we put our vitrified spent fissile fuel beneath signs warning THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR ) as a reminder of how we never want another person like him to exist.
Nah just throw him in a dumpster and be done with it
That would rob countless generations of the ability to piss on his grave.
Its so nice to be able to say you hope the fascist dies.
We now live in such a world where you can't wish for evil dictators to die lest the billionaire who owns the platforms you use has his sensibilities upset.
Not only will I celebrate it, I want to do it where his grieving followers can see my exultation.
Maybe Garfield can be our Winnie the Pooh
His grave will be the greatest urinal the world has ever known.
I'm gonna cry my eyes out when I lose the fat narcissistic orange I have at home.
Joking aside, I do always celebrate when Republicans die. I’m basically exactly the type of person they pretend is the average leftist, even though 90% (or more) of folks are normal and don’t wish death on their enemies.
An American visits the front page of a popular news site, then closes it after a quick glance. They do this everyday, never reading any of the articles.
One day, the site recognized that the same browser fingerprint has been doing this several times, so the site sent a popup to that user's webpage (the website have not gotten paid by the advertisement companies because the webpage was closed too quickly for the view to be counted), asking the user why they only look at it for 5 seconds, they reply: "I'm waiting for a news article about a certain event that would become nationwide news on the frontpage and celebrated by about half of the population, but I'm not gonna eleborate on what I mean, due to potential legal troubles, also how the fuck did you track my browsing?"
(Its a modern variant of the Soviet Newspaper joke)
He’s a rapist. He takes what he wants and doesn’t care about anything or anyone.
but somehow he has millions of cult followers
And the actual people who put him into power, beginning with a certain Roger Stone.
Guy is 80. Its gonna be a great day.
