Damn, you’re gonna need a big jacket to sneak all of that out.
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I never shoplifted. But if I saw a shoplifter I have to say no, I didn't. No idea what you are talking about. None whatsoever. Here is my receipt for my stuff... what other guy? I don't look at other people. Kindly leave me be. Good day!
Makes sense, although at the same time the price of things you buy is based on the cost with theft factored in already. More thefts mean they would have to adjust the calculation and prices go up to cover it. I don't know how far that goes, 99% theft and the 1% spending £50 on a loaf of bread?
Part of it depends what someone is stealing, if its a bag of potatoes or some bread, you are probably desperate. If its a 4k TV I don't have that same sympathy.
Prices go up more when inflation goes up, and they go up again when inflation goes down. Then they go up again because of war, or tariffs, or because of fuck the poor.
Theft is far far down the list of reasons to raise prices.
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Retail staff are trained to let you go, we're not security, we can't stop you, a manager might try but just be confident and walk with intent and you'll be fine.
Yeah it's like when you're leaving a store whose manager sucks and instituted receipt checking.
Youre trying to leave and there's this big line of people getting checked. You can just leave. People seem happy to sheep along but you can just leave.
Many years ago now I bought some shitty furniture at a target (I think it was a desk chair or something) and I refused to acknowledge the receipt checker so they followed me to my car at which point I just lied and told them I'd thrown it away after I left the store. Of the two of us, the other guy was the only one who might get in trouble.
I know everyone here says that this is somewhat safe because the employees are told not to interfere. But what you really need to worry about is the store building a case against you across multiple instances of shoplifting, and then reporting you to the police as soon as you've stolen a felony amount.
So you're telling me it's all good if I do it only once or twice? Sign me up.
Per store
Not true, at least a couple of the ~~but~~ big chains, e.g. target, will keep track of you even at different stores.
Target is a butt-chain!
This; as much as I have no moral qualms about the practice, there's massive risk that's not always obvious to see.
I recently saw a clip of a video where a girl was working checkout at Walmart and the person just pushed their cart through the checkout and walked out the store with it and she was just like, well, whatever.
They are trained not to care unless they are loss-prevention for their own well being, and the latter can really only report the theft.
They explicitly told us to not confront shoplifters. There was a training video where a guy got his ass kicked in the parking lot.
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It takes a big man to accept government assistance.
That’s getting shut down too, they already fired most of the SNAP employees.
They've declared no SNAP for November, now
General Strike is all we have left at this point.
We do steal every time. Somewhat around the amount everything went more expensive. Not because we need to, but out of principle. Mostly around 20% of what we buy. We are old and don't look stereotypical enough, so we never get controlled.
They rob us, we rob back. It's only fair. And yes, we know it's not the shops that rob us, but the manufacturers. But we can't rob a factory. Needless to say, we'd never steal in a small mom&pops. Just the big stinky chains.
If laws don't apply for the rich, get fucked, they don't apply for me either. Fuck your system.
Aye, simple as that.
Turns out the USA never left the Wild Wild West age.
The hand of the market is doing the lifts
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Samesies! My partner isn't vegan, so whenever I'm buying food for him, I just so happen to pull it a bit too quick over the self-checkout scanner so I guess it doesn't scan, oops 🥺
They beep so fucking loud here, this would not fly well with a cashier (or can) that watches well 😁
But we came up with different ways to do it over time. And yes, self checkout mostly, but we also do it at register if we have to. The most brazen one was a whole fucking door we drove by the cashier while my wife distracted him with questions and her charme 😁
We should not be proud of that, but we are. We probably wouldn't even have noticed the price hikes. But I absolutely despise that they force you to pay more for things you can't boycott. I can just not buy a car, but I can't not buy food to protest. Fucking greed.
Sorry, a door?! That’s impressive.
Accountant: "How the fuck do we have shrinkage on a door!?"
Yeah, we still laugh about that. "How the fuck did we manage to loose a fucking door? Noone just goes out here with a door for fucks sake. Count again!" 😊
...while we paid for the hinges 😁 Sometime it's really simple: if you just do it as if you're allowed to do it, noone questions it. Like going right into spaces you're not supposed to go, if you're wearing something orange, a screwdriver or whatever else and just fucking go there as if you own the place.
The places I've been to without ever been questioned, including ceos offices or treasuries or....just because suit and laptop in hand. I was actually allowed but I was never ever questioned or stopped. Might be my nasty resting bitch face, I dunno 😁
in the UK they weigh the baggage area and if you don't scan something it'll shout "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA" as loud as the mf beep and you get publicly shamed by all the whiter than white old people.
anyone who puts bags outside the weighing area gets looked at too, there's no real way round without going for the old pockets
Interesting. Where are the weighs? Do you HAVE to out your bag on a special place?
I wonder we don't have that yet too. But then again, overworked and understaffed. Noone cares if anything beeps or not. Even if the door-alarms go off, nothing happens. In no store, ever. It's just that the vast majority of Germans are so obedient, they instantly stop, go to the next employee and explain themselves.
Certain grocery chains in Canada employ these types of self checkout scanners. Every item is weighed, your bags need to be on the scale from the start and there's a camera over each checkout.
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How would you get that much stuff out of a store without getting caught? Slipping a candy bar in your bra or a can in your bag is easy, but when you've gained 5+ kg of weight in the store, the cashier might get a tad bit suspicious. I guess you could make multiple trips, but I think cashiers or guards would notice when the same person has gone into the store 9 times without buying anything.
The post is likely fake.
You are not gonna pass by a particularly attentive loss prevention team, even if small. But some stores do wait until you steal enough to make it a felony.
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Yeah we have a place around the corner called the market where people shop for free. You can only shop twice a month tho.
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But that's illegal!
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*~~shopping~~ shopplifting
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