The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.

Small penis alert

There's a guy with 3 DUIs.

Huh? What is it good for?

Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like "Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor."

Hey... I'm so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled...

Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyres, lots of lights because the dark is scary. How is this more manly than a bicycle?

Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.

Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.

Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.

Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.

“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”

His compensator is compensating

I... I would not be brave enough to drive around in a "truck" like that. Like mad props for never out growing your edge lord phase.

How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.

(obligatory DO NOT ACTUALLY so I don't get removed)

Bet if you shot up this jackass's car he'd be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks

Just a little higher and they'll be able to pass over the children unscathed. Problem solved

I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.

That guy must be a stepdad because no way he's made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick

Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way

Yeah, can't they take the school bus or just walk?

I bet he'd rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.

I've inadvertently ridden my bicycle through a couple school zones during drop-off times - and I'm sure pick-up times would be even worse.

Cycling around cars has an element of risk that we all know and accept. But that risk goes WAY UP in school zones at drop-off time. You'd think drivers would be looking for kids, people, etc. as they drop their precious off IN A SCHOOL ZONE. But, no.

For example: One started to pull out in front of me - I was in the lane, riding past, and she was pulling out of the school's driveway. I avoided her with some vigorous braking, then she had the gall to pull up at a light and tell me I should be careful.

I need some new insults to use. Everything i grew up calling these people is not okay to use anymore (fag, retard etc.) The more offensive the better. Thanks for the help.

As if he'd ever see a kid walking in front of that thing.