We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler

says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.

'It had a wild effect on women'

They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

Don't feed the trolls.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"

Grows Hitler mustache.

Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"

For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?

They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!

I wish this was an Onion article 🤦

This is all dog with whistle on top.

It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.

It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.

Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!

Hitler would have thrown him in the gas chambers to strengthen the gene pool.

I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?

The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.

I'm still pissed that info wars is not the onion. And now he's trying to rock hitler? The fuck.

How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?

If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.

Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.

Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.

Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

"Stop it. Get some help."

-another guy who sported the 'stache

I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.

This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.

What a stupid world.

I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.

In a week is he going to say it's a Chaplin mustache? Right after playing Hitler videos of course.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

That's not what he meant by "there is no such thing as bad publicity"

Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting.

Self-confidence is everything folks.
If you ever look into the mirror and feel a little silly for any reason, take a deep breath.
At least you're not the clown who thinks Hitler x Lex Luther is attractive to any person.

"Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Remind you of anyone?

Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?

> Bald Hitler

Peak comedy

He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?