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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women' (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was having trouble imagining someone less sexually attractive than Alex Jones, but Alex Jones with a Hitler moustache may actually win. Or maybe covering any part of his face makes him look better, and he should just grow all the facial hair and also wear sunglasses.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Larry Ellison. Ted Cruz. Donald Trump. Rupert Murdoch. Rudy Giuliani.

It’s an extremely low bar, to be fair.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ugh. I'm not even going to try to rank them. Ugly on the inside, and on the outside, all of them.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Yes, don’t. Spare yourself that trauma.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I find even the attractive Nazis hard to look at. Pete Hegseth is an extraordinarily handsome man, well polished and fit. Can't look at him, literally shy away from pics. I give a pass to Boebert though, unless I have to hear her speak. Ick.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree about Hegseth, what a waste, good looking guy rotten to the core. Also what's her name, the Alaskan lady who was missing a few brain cells? Ever so pretty but oof, yuck. Shooting wolves out of a helicopter like freaking Cruella DeVille.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ex-wife was laughing, "Hah! He got a hot redhead on the ticket! Obama is doomed!" And yes, my ex was a hot redhead, she knew me. :)

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Would you be more attracted to him if he was bleeding profusely with bruises?