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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 117 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

In my language it's known as "key incontinence", from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 1 week ago

Out Of Paper, toilet

[–] Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Rainbolt probably could tell ya.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

object-oriented programmer?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: he's a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just ask Geowizard.

[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 week ago

when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

[–] Bojack411@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can't even fart.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

I love the calm before the storm.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

Hope your pants are clean...

[–] Herbie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Nah that's relief that they're almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got some good distance on at least one too.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants...

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Never ruin a good story with facts