this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

for anyone wondering, it ends in "...an!"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

Oh wow .... my antenna must be perfectly aligned today! ... I can actually see this image without any static or distortion.

EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE!!


DON'T MOVE!!!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

you mean, back to the soup?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

ATTENTION LEMMY

thanks for your attention

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

gasp

They fired the nuclear shitposts

Stock up on beans and hide in jeans

Its the only way to survive

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 4 days ago

It's the only way to preserve our way of life. We had to do this.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Test failed successfully.

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

You know what? IM GONNA MAKE A REAL SHITPOST OF POST OF MY OWN SHIIIT

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 5 points 4 days ago

Successfully shits

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

HOLLY SHIT! Holy Shit! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! This Shits real! Ok, Ok remain calm remember your training:

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[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Ceci n'est pas une shitpost

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Actually we're not on a station. But we are in space, on a rock.

Unless someone here is on the ISS

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I see you in here, spider.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Happy birthday Helen!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 4 days ago

If this had been an actual shitpost, you would have been instructed where to stick your antenna (up yer bumhole) to recieve more dank memes.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Fuck! I forgot to study for the test!