"Shit, I can make black pasta too and I don't need no squid ink."
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2025
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If you put your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean… of damned souls wailing.
Well, now you have charcoal to cook the next batch correctly.
that's Al Dante's Inferno
Oh that pasta went through the 9 circles of hell alright.
Thats carbon aura
Diabolico
Are those takis?
those are pennes, yes thats the name of that pasta shape
they were!
All Dante
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'mangiate.
Something like that, I'm no Italian.
I think you CAN get black pasta, so I'm guessing this is that.
No, this is charcoal. If you leave the stove on low enough that the contents don't reach flashpoint, you basically burn the ingredients without fire
And that gives you lumps of carbon with the rest burned away
Why does it look like the pasta sauce was added after the fact then? Like it doesn't even look like it's been sitrred in at all, it's just kind of sitting there.
Those are embers lol
Tell me you came home drunk late at night, decided to quickly cook some pasta but fell asleep without telling me.
So this is what they do after circumsizing