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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 142 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spicy. This reminds me of reddit before it got corporatized

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

If I hadn’t been banned from Reddit for “showing extreme indifference” about Kissinger taking a dirt nap, there is NO way I would have made it through this week.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (3 children)

“We need to be very clear, you are not going to get gun deaths to zero,” he said. “It will not happen. You can significantly reduce them, by having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.”

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah yes, "the utopian one" like it is in the rest of the Western world.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i was flabbergasted when i first heard americans have security & armed guards at schools. the closest to that any of the schools i went to had was cameras watching the doors and overweight PE teachers

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We don't have that either. Best we can do is cops with excessive cowardice.

Source: uvalde, unfortunately

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many fathers was he suggesting each home should have?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 20 hours ago

For some it takes a village.

For some like Charlie it takes an orgy. Of exclusively middle aged dad bods.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A conservative saying something that sounds reasonable in order to convince the listener that the opposite is true.

Conservative messaging 101 right there.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (11 children)

If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.

– The Charlie Kirk Show, 23 January 2024

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[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 44 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

I'm Canadian. I didn't follow this asshole before someone splattered him but what the fuck is up with his face? Is this the face of the white right? It looks like someone pinched all his features to the nose and pinned them there. Weirdness.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 49 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago

105% looks like the "normal" sweet spot.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Wierd how it defaults to a blow up version of his face, I guess starting the slider at the correct 10% people would have a hard time finding his little face

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

They're calling him their "MLK", which is equal parts hilarious and fucking pathetic.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

He was just a low level tool. He had a complete lack of empathy making him ideal to spout hate.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't even tell if this has been edited lol.

Hard to believe his face is that tiny.

I guess that's why the shooter aimed for the neck?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The sweet spot where he has kinda human proportions is roughly at the 110% mark 😄

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago

The fact that 110% looks wrong, despite knowing it's normal facial proportions, deeply unsettles me

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

That is hilarious

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He was wearing kevlar, and the shooter was likely aware of that, so head or neck were the only possible targets.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The shooter was perhaps afraid of missing the brain.

[–] Bluewing@discuss.online 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Just because the head was large doesn't mean the brain was. Crocodiles have a very large head and a tiny brain.......

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 40 points 1 day ago

I cannot stop laughing at this

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

He did a died

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

He did. It was in the top 3 most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life. However, I only feel sorry for two people that saw it, and those are his kids. They didn't choose to associate with one of the lowest subhuman pieces of shit we have to offer, but the right sure did. His wife did, our pres did, a lot of our families did.

The world is a better place now that that fucker can no longer speak. All of his words caused pain, hate and suffering. Fuck him, amen.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 1 day ago

Haven't you watched Shrek? He was killed by the very magical creatures he was trying to oppress.

Good ol’ Carotid Artery Charlie

You know? In Spanish, there's an idiom: "irse a hacer gargaras" (literally "go to gargle") that we say when something or someone ends poorly or incredibly wrong. This... well, he did go.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

He lived as a meme and died as a meme o7

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

When God sends you a message about the "god given right to carry arms".

Edit: typo

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