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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 223 points 2 months ago (17 children)

Please NSFW this for people who are specifically trying to avoid images of someone getting killed.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago

Isn't there an NSFL tag? Idk, feels pretty obvious not to post this shit in communities that don't commonly host gore

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Then that would be NSFL, not work. This is safe for work.

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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Why the fuck would you post this without tagging NSFW?

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The turning point logo makes this even better

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Charlie has reached a turning point.

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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)

People yesterday were pretty passionate about this not becoming a meme but I think with time anything can be made funny.

[–] Ryktes@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago

There is no "too soon" to joke about dead nazis.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

He was sitting under signage that said Prove Me Wrong.

The correct timing for dark humor is now now now.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

It was immediately fucking hilarious. It's my screensaver.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Case in point: All the 9/11 memes today

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Ngl, the fact that a 9/11’s worth of people were dying every fucking day, just in the US, during the peak of Covid, and one entire fucking half of our country was just shitposting and TRYING to spread it more entirely reframed 9/11 for me. Before, it was A Serious Thing. Now… well, I have put on my absurdism glasses.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (8 children)

30.06 to the fucking neck. For those not in the know, that's for taking a deer, through everything, lungs and heart. Considered a humane way to drop a medium-sized animal instantly. No pain. The shockwave is astonishing. Kirk's brain and spinal column were shut down, he felt nothing, had no idea anything happened. He was "disconnected".

My FIL shot a deer from front to back with that same round. He was so horrified seeing that animal ripple, never hunted again. I'm no hunter, but I feel him. I have my own reasons for not hunting.

Or, you're living in WWII and shooting Nazis, which we see here. Get fucking used to it. This will be a sight on your own block soon enough. Take my AR? Aight. I'll break out the 30.06.

Most gunshot deaths are exactly like this, with less spurting. Early internet, I saw a Mexican college kid protesting. Took a 12-gauge, 00-buck, straight to the chest, 12". He merely looked surprised, little blood bloomed on his shirt, dropped straight down.

It's not Hollywood, people flying backwards through plate-glass windows. Nah. People simply drop on the spot, sack of potatoes. No drama. Simply dead. Early cowboy movies caught grief because the actors would simply drop when shot. That's how it works.

I know most of y'all aren't shooters. Here's my poor joke on the difference in AR-15 rounds vs. 30.06. Charlie was hit with a fucking cannon.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you get the rounds backwards or am I not smart enough to get the joke...

Shot goats with the .303 and yeah, they didn't slow down at all

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the joke. Old-school hunting rifles are far deadlier than an AR-15.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago
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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a .30-06. A .223 could do that at 200 yards, but the way it took him out looked almost identical to a good killshot on a deer. And the .30-06 was designed for much longer ranges than a .223.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's 'humane' to shoot the deer in the heart! You're not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

They think the shooter was trans, but I'd bet real money that when the find the shooter its going to be a right winger. It almost always is. Dems draw the line at talking about being angry.

[–] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

update from the future: the suspect is Tyler Robinson, a young white Utah man from a Mormon family, with unregistered party affiliation. he confessed to his father, who called a youth pastor to talk him down from suicide, who then called US marshals to take him into custody.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And then we'll never hear about him ever again...

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Agreed. Right wingers picture stuff like etching slogans on bullets and bombs as being poetic justice or something, so they assume everyone does.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 43 points 2 months ago

The only good nazi…

[–] Una@europe.pub 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Someone made a joke on tiktok "going on a debate with Charlie Kirk" and put the Minecraft xp sound in the background (in Minecraft when you kill a mob, you get XP which you can later use to enchant armor and tools... Picking it up has distinct sound). Also, as you may have guessed it, folks complaining how "liberals killed dark humor" or however are they saying do not like dark humor

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Normally blood and gore makes me upset. For whatever reason, I smiled the first time I saw this video. Then the next 15 times as well.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Some guy yesterday described it as all the hate he spouted had emptied that bucket of empathy a normal person would feel. There are only so many times you can hear such hateful and hurtful things that POS said before you lose the ability to feel any sympathy for them. Sorta like what he felt for everyone but just for him. In my case I felt nothing bad when I saw that video. Nor the image above.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In times like this, fascists will work to weaponize empathy. They’ll say you’re an awful person if you don’t feel bad about it. They’ll say you’re awful for shit-talking, because you lack empathy. In reality, demanding empathy from the victims of fascism is another violence against the victims that those fascists actively work to oppress.

Fascists have mastered the act of shooting and crying, then using empathy (or more specifically, the lack thereof) to demonize the same people they have been shooting at. They begin by oppressing people. When those oppressed people eventually refuse to show empathy for the fascists, the fascists claim that the people they have been shooting at are monsters. And that is used to further justify the fascists’ actions.

Don’t fucking fall for it. This is the same idea behind “the tolerant left” being coined by conservatives. It’s used as a cudgel whenever intolerance is refused, like some sort of gotcha. If you feel empathy for him, then great for you. But don’t let anyone make you feel bad for refusing empathy against an oppressor. Because the person attempting to villainize you is only working to victimize you.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Never knew you could see the stupid leaving somebody's body.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Not to say this isn't funny (it is) but arm the proletariat :3

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seeing a "human" being just become an unliving object is still disturbing. I'd rather he burn alive in hell.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I love you.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good ol’ Carotid Artery Charlie

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